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The_Jaster
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| Subject: Favourite Film Quotes  Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 19:25 | |
| Hey Folks!
Seeing as we already have a topic for discussing films I'd thought it'd be nice to have one for our favourite qoutes/lines.
Ones that instantly pop into my mind are from Mallrats due to the fact I've seen it hundreds of times & I could probably play multiple roles in that film.
Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
T.S. Quint: She didn't!
Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.
& this next one is probably my favourite scene in the film
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible! Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he comes during sex, he probally blows a load like a shotgun blast... right through her back! And if by chance Lois does get pregnent, what about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is if he does it with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him!
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 19:49 | |
|  More when I think of them. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 21:45 | |
| I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. |
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Treesmurf
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 2:25 | |
| I could quite easily turn this in to a Stepbrothers thread. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 7:53 | |
| Oh man, 1st year of uni was basically my flatmates and I trading off Anchorman and Stepbrothers quotes, with the occasional Edgar Wright film quote for good measure. |
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The_Jaster
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 14:10 | |
| "They've done studies ye know, 60% of the time......it works every time" |
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NintenDUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Fri 8 Feb 2013 - 15:55 | |
| "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich"
:affraid: |
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Fri 8 Feb 2013 - 17:13 | |
| - JayMoyles wrote:
- with the occasional Edgar Wright film quote for good measure.
For a while, me and my friends almost exclusively communicated in quotes from Spaced. |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Fri 8 Feb 2013 - 17:16 | |
| Does the Abridged version of Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Before Time count?
"You can be my wingman any time."
"No, Yusei, you can be mine."
"No homo, right?"
"ALL of the homo!" |
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Fri 8 Feb 2013 - 19:01 | |
| "I'm a contract killer."
"Good for you, son. It's a growth industry." |
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Bampi
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| | Subject: favourite film quotes Fri 8 Feb 2013 - 20:35 | |
| "And two hard boiled eggs" |
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The_Jaster
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Sat 9 Feb 2013 - 10:53 | |
| "you see that?" [holding a clenched fist, then strikes Clifford] "That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shooting through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again." |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Sat 9 Feb 2013 - 11:11 | |
| "Harry, Harry, it's an inanimate fucking object!" "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!" |
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 9:34 | |
| Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say? |
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Mon 11 Feb 2013 - 0:34 | |
| I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast... |
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NintenDUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Favourite Film Quotes Mon 11 Feb 2013 - 9:04 | |
| - treesmurf11 wrote:
- I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast...
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? |
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