When We Made You All Tingle On April 1st

Do you remember the first of April? When we pretended that the forum was going to take a decidedly Tingle-y direction? That's good. All human life the content is here, merged into one surprisingly difficult to follow thread. Enjoy.

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Originally the first post in "Post a Tingline!"

As Balla rightly says, Stu said it best:

Stu_the_great wrote:

Originally a tribute to the blackboard/countless freeze-frame jokes seen in The Simpsons, it'd be neat if we could share the wit. Post a forum tagline and the most gigglesome ones might appear atop the forum on any given day. Obviously we can't post 'em all, and we'll occasionally post ones we've thought up on the spot, but hopefully this'll be another bit of fun.

I've already seen some superb banter around here, so let's spread it around. Topical, political or completely irrelevant: let's hear what you've got!

However, given the new direction the forum has taken, we need a stock of Tingle-y taglines, and fast! I'll get the ball rolling with this:

Tingle For Chancellor Of The Exchequer - Can't Be Worse Than The Current Guy

Originally the first post in "Maps! Reviews/'reviews' welcome"

Everyone loves a gander at a good map - from road maps to atlases, let's review our favourites in honour of the Great Tingle's love of cartography.

2016 Collins Scotland Road Map



Pros:

- Well laid out

- Keeps you from getting lost in Edinburgh's impenetrable labyrinth of roadworks and tram lines

Cons:

- No maps leading to Fairy Fountain

- Who wrote this... Collins? You'd get a better map from Tingle

65%

Over to you lot!

Originally the first post in "Tingle's Rumour Emporium!"

Naturally, we'll still be breaking the biggest news stories here at Tingnamer, much like in that old rumour thread about a pink puffball. But the only rumours we'll be divulging here will be rumours about fairies, maps, rupees and Tingle.

I've got one hot off the presses - rumour has it that Nintendo have realised the error of their ways and it's dawned on them why the Wii U hasn't been as successful as they'd hoped. They're rushing to release Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland 2 on Wii U this Christmas which will likely cause sales to skyrocket.

Originally the second post in "Post a Tingline!"

"Please pay us 398 Rupees to post in this forum".

Originally the second post in "Tingle's Rumour Emporium!"

Rumours reach us of a Tingle game in the works for the 3DS. Our source describes it as essentially New Super Mario Bros. 2 but with Tingle at the helm! We're beyond excited here at Tingnamer Castle.

Originally the first post in "Yesterday I Bought Reprise"

Tingle enjoys a bit of commerce and so do we! Unfortunately I bought literally nothing yesterday... so it's over to you! Detail your purchases here.

Originally the first post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

The old classic, but it MUST feature Tingle to be discussed in here. Failure to comply will result in strict punishment.

Originally the second post in "Yesterday I Bought Reprise"

I bought myself a cooked breakfast in the morning, then at lunch I bought a crunchie bar but I didn't really fancy it. I took it home and put it in the cupboard.

Originally the second post in "Maps! Reviews/'reviews' welcome"

Lordran


0/10

Originally the third post in "Post a Tingline!"

The Thought of Zelda U Makes Me Tingle

Originally the second post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

I'm playing Stella Glow.

(braces for impact)

Originally the third post in "Yesterday I Bought Reprise"

I bought a pair of tight red y-fronts.  It's what the great man would have wanted.

Originally the third post in "Tingle's Rumour Emporium!"

Rumours for a new Tingle x Pokémon hybrid have surfaced!  The two versions are called Crumpled Green and Shiny Gold.  First monster to be announced?  Tingull.

Originally the fourth post in "Tingle's Rumour Emporium!"

JayMoyles wrote:

They're rushing to release Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland 2 on Wii U this Christmas which will likely cause sales to skyrocket.

Genuine day 1

Originally the third post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

I'm playing Hyrule Warriors Legends but I haven't unlocked Tingle yet

Originally the fourth post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

Balladeer wrote:

I'm playing Stella Glow.

(braces for impact)

Tingle better be in this, or there'll be trouble.

Originally the fourth post in "Post a Tingline!"

The thought of tingle makes me U.

Originally the sixth post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

I'm playing through half life, a game where you play as tingle. It's first person though so you can't tell it's Tingle.

Originally the seventh post in "What game with Tingle in it are you playing currently?"

NintenDUCK wrote:

I'm playing through half life, a game where you play as tingle. It's first person though so you can't tell it's Tingle.

This feels quite suspect to me, TingleDUCK - are there any mirrors in the game so that you can check?