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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Pokédix Wed 10 Aug 2016 - 22:23 | |
| I was going back through the Whose That Pokémon thread following its resurgence, laughing at our old pics, and came across this exchange: - JayMoyles wrote:
- "Alternate Pokedex entries" would be a top thread idea.
- Balladeer wrote:
- It's your idea, Jay: care to do the honours?
Could make it a game - suggest a Pokémon for the next person to do. in response to this: - Spoiler:
- Balladeer wrote:
![Pokédix 558](https://2img.net/h/pldh.net/media/pokemon/ken_sugimori/update_bw/558.png) Little-known fact: Crustle's name doesn't actually come from "crust", but from "crush". The mound on its back picks up more and more debris as it gets older, until the crab's body can no longer support it. Adult Crustles have very short lifespans.
It got lost in the relentless march towards more pictures originally, but it could be a laugh. I'm gonna start with a random 'mon from the generator... I got Staryu: The five points are actually Weedles, caught by the shelled Pokémon as they tried to eat the shiny red fruit it carries. It doesn't use them for anything, it's just a dickhead.I challenge someone to write a Pokédex entry for Magmar. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Wed 10 Aug 2016 - 22:57 | |
| While the black bands around its ankles are fashion statements for mating purposes, the band around its neck can be unscrewed. If so the Magmar's head will come with it, and it will bleed lava all over your feet. You moron.- Serious talk:
I did not realise that Magmars come from Sanskrit bird-warriors. No excuse for it having buttocks on its head, mind.
The next person gets Dunsparce. Put up a piccy as well, you know you want to. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 44 Location : North Midlands, England
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Thu 11 Aug 2016 - 0:25 | |
| Great thread idea, all involved! Dunsparce A Dunsparce's wings are vestigial, a reminder of its prehistoric ancestor: Doocommon. Many domesticated Dunsparces are mistaken for slippers and meet a grisly end.The Random Pokémon Generator gives... Vullaby! |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15889 Points : 15055 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Thu 11 Aug 2016 - 21:27 | |
| Vullaby starts its life as a docile, amicable Pokémon but grows steadily angrier during its life in response to horrific egg puns Trainers make about it.Next up, Gurdurr! |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Thu 11 Aug 2016 - 21:45 | |
| Throbbing veins and a red tip mark out this distinct Pokémon, known for the solid length it brandishes. It thrusts attacks at enemies and I don't know why the lab assistants keep asking me to edit this entry.Let's give the next player something fun: Mr Mime. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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Posts : 26407 Points : 25242 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Thu 11 Aug 2016 - 22:01 | |
| Egg puns you say? It mimes soundproof glass cages around lost children. After three days, it returns to feast.The RPG gives you: Yanma! |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 44 Location : North Midlands, England
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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Posts : 26407 Points : 25242 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Mon 5 Sep 2016 - 12:15 | |
| I find it tough to believe that none of y'all can think of a 'Dex entry for a Pokémon that has three giant balls on its head. Anyway, BUMP Why did you bother catching Palpitoad? Seriously? It's hideous. Did you think it might get prettier once it evolves? Good luck with that, trainer.I give you Palkia. Come on gents, I'm giving this one to you on a platter. Be creative, it's fun! - Here's a picture of it, you don't even have to Google the damn thing.:
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NintenDUCK Vote Thread
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Posts : 938 Points : 957 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 27 Location : The floor.
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Mon 5 Sep 2016 - 16:30 | |
| Known for its huge feet, Palkia can run at tremendous speeds, even through thick snow. *lab assistants look away* It's head and shoulders look like a cock and balls, too. ![Pokédix Palkia](https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/palkia.jpg) Next: Whimiscott |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Mon 5 Sep 2016 - 16:45 | |
| - Sssh I did see Duck's:
Palkia thrusts attacks at opponents, pumping hot streams of energy that it gathers in the spheres at the base of the neck. Fully erect, it towers imposingly over enemies, thinking itself well hard.
While initially appearing to be a cute, soft cloud, this Pokémon waits for young children to approach then opens its covering to reveal its wood.AREA: Not within 100 metres of a park.- Spoiler:
Someone have a pop at Castform.
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15889 Points : 15055 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Mon 5 Sep 2016 - 22:34 | |
| ![Pokédix 250px-351Castform](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/f3/351Castform.png/250px-351Castform.png) Castform is renowned for transforming depending on the weather, but on a clear day, well... let's just say it brings all the boys to the yard. - Spoiler:
Huntail. ![Pokédix 250px-367Huntail](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/11/367Huntail.png/250px-367Huntail.png)
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 6 Sep 2016 - 6:53 | |
| ![Pokédix 250px-367Huntail](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/11/367Huntail.png/250px-367Huntail.png) Huntail was created in a laboratory, by splicing Gorebyss' DNA with hate from the extreme reaches of the Internet. It lives in the depths of the sea because no one will tolerate its homophobic 'banter' on land. Recently Huntail skeletons have been found in Texas. - You get...:
...Persian. ![Pokédix Latest?cb=20150106002200](http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/8/8c/053Persian_Pokemon_Mystery_Dungeon_Blue_Rescue_Teams.png/revision/latest?cb=20150106002200)
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 6 Sep 2016 - 13:56 | |
| ...yup, not really much to say about that one. ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) Persian is pretty dull compared to a lot of later Pokémon. 'But Gen. 1 designs are the bes-' no shush no they're not shut up. |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 6 Sep 2016 - 15:00 | |
| Well, Hawlucha is the best Pokémon and he's really recent, so everyone can shut up. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 6 Sep 2016 - 17:42 | |
| Although labelled as the 'Wrestling Pokémon' this is a misnomer: the natural habitat of the Hawlucha is the cricket pitch. The birds enjoy nothing more than sitting in the sun and clapping their local side to victory by clicking their claws together.Next up... - Spoiler:
![Pokédix 250px-366Clamperl](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/11/366Clamperl.png/250px-366Clamperl.png) Clamperl!
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Jimbob Bargain Hunter
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 6 Sep 2016 - 23:33 | |
| ![Pokédix 250px-366Clamperl](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/11/366Clamperl.png/250px-366Clamperl.png) Fig.1 ClamperlWhen sleeping, its outer shell is shut tight. This causes the internal temperature of the shell to rise dramatically. Upon awakening, Clamperl must blow cold air onto its 6 testicles (see Fig.1) to avoid the stuatus-damaging condition "Betty Swollocks". - Next up - I'm going there:
![Pokédix 250px-124Jynx](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/7/7c/124Jynx.png/250px-124Jynx.png) Jynx
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Wed 7 Sep 2016 - 8:07 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- Although labelled as the 'Wrestling Pokémon' this is a misnomer: the natural habitat of the Hawlucha is the cricket pitch. The birds enjoy nothing more than sitting in the sun and clapping their local side to victory by clicking their claws together.
BEST POKÉMON EVER!!!! Sealeo is characterised by extreme body image issues, stemming back to when Dewgong was made Prom Pokémon instead of it. Look at that stupid white floppy thing, wouldn't last a day in the arctic... it howls, as its therapist nods sagely.Your next Pokémon is... - Spoiler:
...Zygarde 100% Form! ![Pokédix Zygarde-complete](https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/zygarde-complete.jpg)
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15009 Points : 15187 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 33 Location : Nagano
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Wed 7 Sep 2016 - 8:33 | |
| ![Pokédix Zygarde-complete](https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/zygarde-complete.jpg) Zygarde, digivolve to... Zygarde 100% form! A total edgelord, this Digimon hates his unfair dad, and uses his powerful laser beams to destroy enemies. Is he a hero or a villain? Only time will tell.This is my original character, do not steal. - Spoiler:
Vanilluxe ![Pokédix 250px-584Vanilluxe](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/39/584Vanilluxe.png/250px-584Vanilluxe.png)
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Wed 7 Sep 2016 - 8:53 | |
| ![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif) I laughed. |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Sun 11 Sep 2016 - 8:17 | |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
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![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Mon 12 Sep 2016 - 12:58 | |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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Posts : 15889 Points : 15055 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
![Pokédix Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Pokédix Tue 13 Sep 2016 - 22:55 | |
| ![Pokédix Mamoswine](https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/mamoswine.jpg) Glamoswine's blue colouration around its eyes isn't a skin condition, but make-up applied to make it look truly glamorous for Pokémon contests. Its favourite bands are Slade, T-Rex and Wizzard. - Spoiler:
![Pokédix 200px-Emerald_Sudowoodo](https://2img.net/h/cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/9c/Emerald_Sudowoodo.png/200px-Emerald_Sudowoodo.png) Just a tree... I think?
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