Kirby's rumour buffet!

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 0:21

Phillips wrote:: Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, immigrants eat puppies and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: The Daily Mail)

TRIPLE FIXED!

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 0:44

The_Jaster wrote:

Balladeer wrote:

Phillips wrote:: Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: GNamer)

Fixed!

Double fixed! Razz

Quadruple fixed!

...wait.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 2:51

beemoh wrote:

The_Jaster wrote:

Balladeer wrote:

Phillips wrote:: Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: Shigeru Miyamoto)

Fixed!

Double fixed! Razz

Quadruple fixed!

Quintuple fixed!

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 4 Sep 2013 - 2:52

Phillips wrote:: Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: Shigeru Miyamoto)

Quintuple fixed!

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 30 Sep 2013 - 22:45

Satoru Shibata to open tomorrow's Nintendo Direct by saying "Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U".

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 1 Oct 2013 - 0:14

Phillips wrote:: Luigi in a special animated video to open tomorrow's Nintendo Direct by saying "Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U".

FIXED.

(I regret nothing)

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 1 Oct 2013 - 7:45

JayMoyles wrote:

Phillips wrote:: Kaz Hirai to open tomorrow's Nintendo Direct by saying "We've just bought Nintendo".

FIXED.

(I regret nothing)

Double fixed?

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 1 Oct 2013 - 23:58

The next Nintendo Direct to be dedicated to Smartphone games only.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 3 Oct 2013 - 23:46

505 Games bringing back Cooking Mama - they've gone down the Dragon's Crown route and made her look like Nigella Lawson

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Fri 4 Oct 2013 - 0:11

Jimbob wrote:: 505 Games bringing back Cooking Mama - they've gone down the Dragon's Crown route and made her look like Nigella Lawson

Day one.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 15 Mar 2014 - 9:03

After finishing up on Yoshi's New Island, Arzest are to start development on Super Mario Galaxy 3, which will be released on Wii U in early May 2014. New, updated features from it's 2010 prequel include 'different cover art' and 'a blue box instead of a white one'.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 15 Mar 2014 - 11:03

Not to mention eschewing the Galaxies' visual style in favour of a more Medal of Honor-esque look.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 18 Mar 2014 - 11:24

Pokéfootball to be real. Love

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 18 Mar 2014 - 11:49

The new Zelda on Wii U will not contain any heart containers or heart pieces - instead, you will be able to purchase new heart containers for the low cost of only 99p each. You will also be able purchase the Light Arrows from the start of your adventure for £2.99.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 18 Mar 2014 - 12:21

When you die, you can wait 24 hours to respawn (no reloading saves) or pay £1.99 for a fairy.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 18 Mar 2014 - 14:23

EA to release Henry Hatsworth 2. After concerns about sales of the prequel, Hatsworth will now be from the country of Sodaland. He will be a soldier instead of an explorer, his hat will be a backwards baseball cap, and his "poppycock" soundbite will be replaced by "aw gee whizz". He will get to explore exciting countries such as Mysteristan, Asiatica and Terroristville.

The "puzzle" part of the previous game will be available for purchase as on-cart DLC.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 29 Mar 2014 - 10:58

Any gamer cut up about the end of the Layton series should be happy to see Professor Triton And The Azure Sceptre on Level-5's release schedule.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 29 Mar 2014 - 11:09

I actually searched the Internet for that, hoping that it was a thing. Alas, it wasn't. Way to go, ZJ. Sad

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:09

In light of TRP's 100% True Christmassy Facts:

If you level up a Delibird to level 100 in Pokémon ORAS, it will gain the ability to Mega-Evolve on Christmas Day. It gains the ability Wonder Guard, from its enormous feathery beard.

Also, the Wii VC version of Super Mario 64 has been patched with a Christmas update. If you go into Snowman's Land on Christmas morning, between 0000 and 0200, the giant snowman starts to destroy the entire level, while a chiptune version of "Frosty the Snowman" blares out at ear-destroying volume. After that, there's only the occasional polygon floating through empty space, and the far-off sound of sleigh bells.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:17

Dreamcast 2 to finally be unveiled. On April 1st.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:23

We interrupt this thread with an important announcement.

ZeroJones wrote:: Mario Kart Wii U scrapped in favour of Zelda Kart.

From the second page. Shocked

Balladeer wrote:: ALL HAIL ZEROJONES, OUR NEW LORD AND PROPHET.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:43

Stu_the_great wrote:: Dreamcast 2 to finally be unveiled. On April 1st.

That would be amazing though as it cold have the best launch line up ever.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:50

masofdas wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:: Dreamcast 2 to finally be unveiled. On April 1st.

That would be amazing though as it cold have the best launch line up ever.

Indeed!

Samba De Amigo 2
Seaman 3
Jet Set Radio 3
Skies of Arcadia 2
Rez 2
Crazy Taxi 4
OutRun 3
Space Harrier 3
Sonic Adventure 3
Space Channel 5 2
Shenmue 3
Manchester City 4

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 11:56

Some of those have happened but SOLD.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Jan 2015 - 14:13

Have I got some of the sequel numbers wrong? Huh.

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