Best One-Liners In Gaming

(As usual, searched through the first four pages of GG, couldn't find a thread on this, made me own.  Happy for this to be merged with another thread if someone digs one up.)

A simple question: what are they?  A character has to actually say them, they can't be printed or narration like 'A WINNER IS YOU'.  Here's a couple to start off:



No line so charming.  Obviously this has all of the nostalgia in, but when you hear Mario chirp up with this upon finishing SM64, I defy you not to feel a little warmth in your withered charred heart.



No line so chilling.  If you haven't realised by now that Majora's Mask is much darker than OoT...



No line so chortling.  Fawful is a character almost made of one-liners, but this is my new favourite.  I'm not usually an aggressive person, but I definitely want to use this insult on somebody.  


Over to y'all!

To give the Covenant back their Bomb

Oh boy. I want to add to this, but I'm having a blank. There's a couple of good'ns in Earthbound, I remember from AGDQ:

Kidnapping is wrong. I’ll be careful not to kidnap anyone! - a resident in Twoson

It could only cost you your life, and you got that for free! - a sailor preparing for a dangerous voyage

Not doing very well here...

I don't know what the single best one-liner in gaming is, but it's almost definitely somewhere in this clip:



Especially for 8:22 onwards. I could type some of the lines out, but it's Rik Mayall's utterly exceptional vocal performance that really makes them great.

What a fucking great game, and what a fucking great man.

[absoluteham]"What is a man?" *throws glass of wine/blood* "A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you!"[/absoluteham]

That whole cutscene warrants a watch.

That is pure, glorious ham.

As I suppose is Cappa's.

...time to bring this bad boy out of retirement.

My day, it has been made.

Whenever I'm asked a question like this, my mind goes blank. However, after many days of consideration, I have come up with two lines.

1) "May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce." This repeated line comes from A Link To The Past. Each of the seven maidens ends their infodump with that line; I like it because it almost feels like a prayer, or at least a line from a religious text. Given that the game features a priest in a church (OK, OK, 'Sanctuary'), it feels appropriate. It also serves to connect the Dark World temples together in a way that Zelda games had never managed before... and haven't very often since.

2) "Ready for adventure!"

DIGRESSION ALERT: My phone suggested "Ready for advice!". Few games have that line.

Captain Toad's charming enthusiasm, both as a game and as a character, is encapsulated with this little beaut - far better than "Mah moh!", at least. Watching his limited abilities still manage to conquer huge bosses and carefully planned levels is a joy. I am really keen on a sequel to CT:TT - you could say I'm "ready for adventure"!

How dare you Zero, "Mah moh!" is a chuffing blinder. Recant!