Andyman's tiertastic tier list thread that he definitely made up on his own

Buska wrote:

One of the double cherry Marios survived 3D World and got the tattoo to try to differentiate himself from the original, like the beard/ no beard with Will Riker and Thomas Riker.

Or is it a Bender and Flexo situation?

It's time for another tierlist.

This time - it's time to rank Fox McCloud and his mates.

Here's my list:

There were a lot of absolute nobodies on this list that I've never seen before, so that made the bulk of the list easy. Fox, Wolf and Falco are easy S-tiers. The Slippy and Tricky picks are easy choices too. The rest were just gut choices when I saw them, no more than that.

A fair few of those nobodies got maybe two minutes in Command.  I think some are from the SNES Mini-only Star Fox 2 too: they're real nobodies.  I can't believe you've relegated Katt Monroe and Bill 'The Hatches Are Open!' Grey to Who? rank though!



I cut the other comic characters off the end of 'Nobody' because obviously I don't know who they are. The only truly quality characters are edgelord bird and "I Am The Great" Leon, but the other Lylat Wars antagonists were all pretty effective too. Then there's a lot of mediocrity.

I've never played Adventures so didn't think I could rank Scales. I still felt I could rank Krystal (for being disgusting furry-bait) and Tricky (because everybody knows about Tricky). I didn't think I could rank the Command filler either, because I just don't remember them - apart from Slippy's girlfriend. Who, you know. Is Slippy's sodding girlfriend. Says it all.

Ah yeah I forgot about these!

God, people complain about Adventures, but Command threw so many bloody blank characters at you. I literally don't know who the hand drawn people are. And there was no Cayman from Area 6.

'F - Beltino' - who was Beltino that he stood out as a shiter even amongst the Command idiots?

How come I’ve played every Starfox game but only recognise about a third of those characters? Looking at it, the characters are maybe the worst thing about that series – at least in the good games, they’re totally carried by the gameplay, spectacle and music.

Balladeer wrote:

'F - Beltino' - who was Beltino that he stood out as a shiter even amongst the Command idiots?

I thought it was the dad from guard, why I've not done these rankings as only played a few of the games.

I want to say that Guard Dad is orange-hued, but I don't care enough to look it up.

Oh did I pick the wrong guy? I know Slippy's dad from StarFox Command was called Beltino, and was like "that's not a real name surely". Apparently so! Oh well, which ever one is Beltino - if I got it wrong that kinda proves the point!

No I think you got it! Guard Dad is actually Guard Uncle, I looked it up. I just wondered why Beltino stood out for you as being worthy of dunking on amongst the SFC mess.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Looking at it, the characters are maybe the worst thing about that series – at least in the good games, they’re totally carried by the gameplay, spectacle and music.

You know we're doing Sonic characters next now, right?

We definitely should. Also: F-Zero racers. Rate them entirely on their design.

Buskalilly wrote:

I'll be all over this because I've never bounced off a Platinum game :p

masofdas wrote:

Think I only bounced off Astral Chain

Here's the link to the list I used




More I've not played than I thought, and this list is missing Babylon's Fall (Platinum was listed on the DioField website when the game was announced but nothing since) which would be in did not play and soon no one will be able to like with the Korra game.

My NieR Automata Switch should be here today which I'll move up when I do play it and same for MGRR that I have installed on my Deck ready to go.

Then of course Bayonetta 3 to be added in.

Today I learned there was a third & fourth Veiwtiful Joe game.

I've also got a fair few not played but out of those the ones I'd only really want to play are: God Hand, Transformers, Turtles, Nier & Metal Gear Rising.

Yall ready for the most offensive list you'll see on Platinum?



The amusing thing here is I've owned 8 of the games in that Stone list and either not played or sold off at some point. On the ones I've actually played, Madworld is enjoyable enough but besides the art style has no standout features. Bayonetta I'm certain I'll enjoy more when I eventually give it another go, think I played it during a "if I can't get all the trophies then I won't bother" phase which I've allowed to ruin games for me in the past. Viewtiful Joe I've always had a soft spot for and if I was better at it I'd have ranked it higher and finally Okami is in my top 10 games of all time so, yeah I like that one a lot.

Okami is a belter, Star Fox Zero is less a metal and more one of the toxic gases in Group 7 or something, and otherwise I shouldn't be allowed to comment on this one so I won't.

I’ve bounced off so many of these games. It’s only really the two Bayonetta games and the first two Viewtiful Joe games that I’ve seen through. Most of the others seemed pretty all right from what I played, I'm not really sure why they didn't keep my interest.

Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble is a strong contender for the most annoying game of all time.

I... uh... just wanted to join in I think

The rankings in this thread have been too mad for me to ignore this one

Oh heck, I forgot that Infinite Space was a Platinum job! That'd get gold from me, lovely little undersold game.

As this, thread is a favourite of the forum, and I've been playing two games in a series recently, with one I just finished and the other on about chapter 24. Why not rank the Fire Emblem series, also I get to annoy Andy, so what's not to love?



My Tier list of S to D at least is the order I'd likely put them in, part from Birthright & Conquest they can be on equal footing unless I get around to replaying them and do find one better than then the other. I could maybe move Heroes up, as I did finish the game at the time of launch, though been a lot of content since then that feel only played a little amount of it.

masofdas wrote:

Why not rank the Fire Emblem series?

Because you didn't include a link.

One link https://tiermaker.com/create/fire-emblem-games-15489016 for you Mr Lilly.

Looking back at my Platinum Games list, I would put Bayonetta 3 as Gold with W101 and Babylon's Fall all the way up in Silver with Transformers, TMNT and View Joe.

The definitive guide

Even though I said to annoy you, but your list might be right'ish as your S rank I've not played, and same with ya B that I can't rank them higher than not played/played a little. I really should though, the digital ones not sure if I want to drag out the Wii U for them, meaning it's Path, Dawn and Echoes (I did start and want a 3DS game after Fire Emblem Fates Revelation) that could get played.

As Awakening was the first I played in the series and thought it was amazing, it's my favourite 3DS game etc that from the FE games I've played it is S tier then all the rest get compared to that. That's why Engage a little lower for me and Fates Rev a little higher.