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PostSubject: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 21:54
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So this news story should make for some good puns. I'll start off with an obvious one:

Man walks into a Tesco's and asks a shop assistant, "Excuse me, where are the burgers?"
"Sorry mate, can't hear you. You're a little horse."
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 21:56
"So, got any burgers in stock?" "Neigh"

Bad, i know ._.
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 22:27
I've mainly seen lots of variations on the My Little Pony/Tesco tie-in potential doing the rounds today.
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 22:33
Stu_the_great wrote:
I've mainly seen lots of variations on the My Little Pony/Tesco tie-in potential doing the rounds today.

My Lidi Pony? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 22:34
Both, actually! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 22:40
Let's not..............gallop this into the ground.
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 22:50
Best I;ve heard is that Tesco burgers are low in fat but high in Shergar.
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyWed 16 Jan 2013 - 23:13
Checking the Tesco burgers in the fridge and THEY'RE OFF.

These puns can't last FURLONG.

*Will stop there
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyThu 17 Jan 2013 - 6:46
Tesco, we've been ponying up for years, and this is how you repay us? We've been taken for foals!
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyThu 17 Jan 2013 - 12:50
Meat is Redrum!
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptyThu 17 Jan 2013 - 16:46
All these from my Twitter timeline.

What cheese do you use on Horse Burgers? Filly.

What bread? Thorough Bread.

I discovered my Horse Burgers were out of date. I opened the packet.... And They're Off!

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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptySat 19 Jan 2013 - 20:24
How Tesco make their burgers: Dead horse
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PostSubject: Re: Horse Burgers   Horse Burgers EmptySat 19 Jan 2013 - 21:22
Butcher: what cut would you like? the ass or the rump?
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