GNamer's Furtive Festive Friend Foundation!

I've received a lovely Donkey Kong amiibo and a Space Invaders colour changing mug, thanks Santa!

My SS present is tucked in among all this, so I'll get to it at some point...


Edit: all presents open, I got a sick haul!

Upon further inspection, there seem to be a PS4 lanyard and a PS Vita biro under MAbsol.

I do need biros, though.  And the biro is very appropriate for a joke present, since the console itself is a joke.

Opened mine which is a figure of a sonic character I've never heard of Storm the Albatross, which will remain sealed and will live in the toy cupboard along with infinity & amiibo figures.

Also a book The King's English looking at it I'm not sure how I read it as it's kinda A-Z, so I guess I just start with A.

I'm not sure who sent it this year, the book makes me think Balla but the tag's writing wasn't the neatest and it had a pun on it which screams Drunka but then I feel he would get me a Game of Thrones book for instances, so I think it's neither them but not a scooby who actually it is.

I'm quite pleased with my haul. I got Art Academy, Devilish, Jewel Match and SimCity Creator (all DS games by the way) which I'll be sure to play tomorrow. There were also four rolls of smarties which lasted about 10 minutes- they rarely last longer in my presence.
Crowning glory however, was a bar of soap in the shape of a NES controller. I'll add a picture later just so you guys can appreciate how cool it really is. Sender will be pleased to know it arrived in one piece, too!

Thanks sender!
EDIT:

The soap:

The soap and the games:

Thanks again sender!

Amazing haul!
Lego Batman 3DS (which was ideal as I saw the Lego Movie for the first time today), a brilliant book on wrasslin, a pacman notebook,Wii U care package, some stars, some chocolates and the killer: an ol' NGAMER DVD amd beach ball. Super nostalgia engage!

Was too drunk to post yesterday, but I received 4 Xbox 360 games.
Alan Wake, Binary Domain, Blue Dragon and Enslaved.

I didn't own any of these, and I've heard really good things about them, so I couldn't be happier.
Thanks, sender!

That leaves Cappa and Zero, and then, the big reveals!

My sender went for a mixture of things I'd like and things that would scare me mildly.

Like:

• Adam Spencer's Book Of Numbers, which details how cool the numbers from 1 to 100 are.
  
• Two Zelda figures (Tetra and Princess Zelda from, I think, Ocarina Of Time).
  
• A Mario PEZ.
  

Scare Me Mildly:

• A pack of jelly penises.
  
• A pack of jelly breasts.
  
• A Christmas card from 'your/my secret admirer'.
  

The full disclosure is that my girlfriend wanted to get in on the present opening fun and, after the 'like' presents, there were only two similarly shaped boxes left wrapped up. I handed her one and began to open the other: she got the jelly penises.

ZeroJones wrote:

My sender went for a mixture of things I'd like and things that would scare
The full disclosure is that my girlfriend wanted to get in on the present opening fun and, after the 'like' presents, there were only two similarly shaped boxes left wrapped up. I handed her one and began to open the other: she got the jelly penises.

This pleases me greatly.

Spoiler:

Called it! I guess we're revealing, now?

Spoiler:

Mas... you do remember it turned out not to be Balla last year, right?

I thought it was him last year, I have no idea who it was last year then. I guess same person who bought the bar of soap this year.

After minimal research...

Axis1500 wrote:

I bought presents for....

Spoiler:

No stupid unrelated .gif, ZJ? I am disappoint.

Duckie's one made me giggle.

I was....

Spoiler:

Does that mean that we had a whole loop, with no sub-cycles?

My santa still hasn't confessed but I believe through process of elimination it is Treesmurf (unless I've misread something somewhere)

A sure fire winner for "Surprise of the year". I was...

Spoiler:

Huzzah! Well done Drunka: another great thread.