Yesterday I Laughed

I can understand him getting angry at politics; but has anyone seen his reaction to his son learning to read?! Jack went strawberry.

I'm going to start telling people to go strawberry now, I think.

Scotland done us proud. (Caution: contains Trump and Buzzfeed.)

I've been watching them crop up on twitter and that. Some real bangers.
Nearly skived off work to go to London and protest. If he actually comes here I definitely will. And I'll make sure my sign is the bantzest.

Jo and I bought a couple of cans of beer from a vending machine.

Me: 500mls!
Jo: *to the tune of I'm Gonna Be* And I would drink 500 mls...
Me: *continuing* And I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank a 1000mls
To fall down at your door-or-ore!

Build-up to one of my favourite puns this year.

Last night Jo and I saw the comedian Greg Davies perform his latest stand-up routine in the Manchester Apollo. He was so, so funny - I cried so many tears of laughter that my face hurt from where the tears had been (I don't know, I just don't know).

Yesterday I was in London with my wife. Her alarm went off in the morning, so she got out of bed and turned it off. I was already awake, so I said "Hello" as she crawled back into bed. She said "I'm not ready for talking yet" and went back to sleep!

= every interaction I have with The Lady before 8am. I usually have to force myself to give the first cuddle of the day. When the alternative is more sleep, the alternative often looks better.

I'm infuriatingly perky 24/7

I used to be.  Some time in the last few years I lost some of my early morning chirp.  Still time for it to hit you, Drunka!

To be fair though, I am apparently still really annoying in the morning. (Inb4 'wot only then?')

I'm not a morning person at all and struggle to drag myself out of bed, especially now my body clock is on restaurant time, but once I'm up I'm up.

Massive morning person here. Well, 5 foot 6 morning person here, but let's not split hairs. I find myself flagging badly at 9, 10pm.

Iceland have the world's only crowdfunded cricket team, and their Twitter account is the 'Sonic' of cricket Twitters.  While that means much of the humour is still niche for this place, I think there are a couple of cases where y'all might be able to see why I find them hilarious.

Here's one about their follower war with Cricket Russia's Twitter.
And then there's this entire exchange that I feel Drunka, especially, will enjoy.  Scroll up to the top and read down.

Yet another thing the Scots do better than the English.

Balladeer wrote:

And then there's this entire exchange that I feel Drunka, especially, will enjoy.  Scroll up to the top and read down.

I was too busy being annoyed at the other fella.