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Mighty Nintendo Switch Force!
Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Visa and Nintendo Mastercard Also Accepted
Are CD Projekt Red Developing The Switcher III?
Breath of the Wild's Link Exchanges Master Sword for Switchblade

Nintendo: making it hard to divide things into fora since 2016
Which Switch is which?
Please note: Nintendo Switch will not make you as attractive and popular as the people in this trailer.
Yo, I heard you like Mario Kart, so I put Mario Kart in your car, so you can Kart while you Kart to the place where you Kart
Very Skyrimpressive, but what will be the Fallout of this trailer?

We Thought Ashley Was Nintendo's Witch
Glad It's Not Called Nintendo Swiitch

Drunkalilly wrote:

Nintendo: making it hard to divide things into fora since 2016

You don't know the half of it. Fuck it, let's revert back to Tingnamer.

Or most shocking could just make a new thing and leave everything else alone and one section is Wii Brand and the other is DS brand.

The irony, of course, being that the Switch itself divides neatly.

Never gonna switch you up, never gonna... *leaves room*

I know we're all switched up, but there has been an actual (good, Nintendo format) game released recently, so:

Tibby or not Tibby: That is the Rhythm
I'm a LumBEARjack and I'm Okay
Is the Switch a Remix Stage of the Wii U and a Tablet?

Sunshine Airport Third Runway Requested by Sky Pop Pilot - Heathrow's Fireballs

Incidentally, because it's easy for admins. to feel awkward putting up their own suggested taglines, I'm fond of this one:

ZeroJones wrote:

We Thought Ashley Was Nintendo's Witch

I would far rather put up a good forumite suggestion than fill the spot with my own stuff (unless I've got a really good one ). And thank you!

Wario Cheats At Movember, Again
I Moustache Whether You're Picking Up Pokémon This Month
This November, We're Writing a Gripping Novel About a Sentient Paint Can

Separately:

GNamer Goes to War! Lions vs. Bats: Two Mammal-Types Enter, One Mammal-Type Leaves

We'd be lion if we said pictures of animals mating made us bat an eyelid any more.

Taggers for tomorrow/the day after, depending on who wins:

GNamer: Our Political Humour is Hillary-ous
...F**k

I, for one, would like to welcome our new Nazi overlords.
GNamer: The only emails we worry about are reply notifications.

Trump follows through
Clinton? Oh that name was on the cards

There should be an NES Mini-related tagline up there today. Apologies for the oversight, fellow forumites; tomorrow we will celebrate this retro mini marvel, and we will celebrate it hard.

Shame we can't one unless we pay eBay prices.

It's Mini-NES, It's Mini-NES Time

(This is what the reference.)

Thanks for the save.

Ooooooft! I didn't get this one at first!

Given forum #bantz over the years, today's tagline popped into my mind fully formed. However, we've got nothing as good for Pokémon Moon. Help us?

Didn't we have these a while back, including that one? I'm sorry my man, I think Drunka might have suggested it first. I countered with Luigi's Pokémonsion: Dark Moon or something along those lines.

In the game releases thread, my suggestion for this month was Praise the Sun and Fly Me to the Moon.

And, no offence, but I've been saying I'd get Pokémon Sun entirely based on the Praise the Sun meme since they were announced.

...great tagline Zero!

Ahh... my memory is shocking. Thanks, chaps!