Post another tagline!

Got to have some games for their new machine iteration, that'll flop harder than a seal onto the sofa after a long day under the ice.

Today's reminds me of the time when I said about making a second person shooter.

Balladeer wrote:

Got to have some games for their new machine iteration, that'll flop harder than a seal onto the sofa after a long day under the ice.

The games, the machine, or both?

The machine and therefore the games, I would've thought. None of them exactly make me hum with delight.

This is currently my tagline of the year.

I think it's time for an Overcooked tagline. For which I can basically just go to the thread:

Quote :

Pass me the burger meat before the earthquake hits!

Quote :

You idiot don't fall in the icy water I need a mushroom now!

Quote :

Until you're screaming at your mum to deliver some onions it just won't click.

Knowing my luck, the current tagline will mean there'll be a horrific earthquake over the weekend. *kicks stone away disconsolately*

Where We're More Afraid of Goriyas than Koreas
The Only Winning Move is Not to Play
Breath of the Wild's Post-Apocalyptic Experience is Looking Handy
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Cold War

"I think you are ready to learn what happened, a hundred years ago. See, there was this really orange guy..."

Trump and Ganon. One's an oversized ancient pig filled with malice who glows an unearthly colour...

Beautiful! Wait, that makes "InfoWars' Alex Jones" Zant.

August 29th Judgement Day AKA Day 220 of Trump's Presidency

20 years since the original Judgement Day was predicted. I'm going to see T2 at the cinema that night!

Make GNamerica Great Again

Monday can't come soon enough.

The next topic is, 'Things You Wouldn't Expect To Hear... At All'.[/darao'briain]

It's spooky that today's tagline - 'ur jelly of my cake', posterity fans! - includes food, because next month GNamer is opening a tagline restaurant. Yes, themed one-a-day taglines are back! The restaurant will have one Nintendo-themed dish of the day every day, and the admin team have cooked a few up already: Eton Mesprit, for example, and Deviledjho Eggs. If you can think of some, please share! Thank you very much in (Game Boy) advance.

Signed,

Joint Head Chefs Zero and Jay

(cracks knuckles)

Pizzas:

• WAHgarita
  
• GNamerican Hot
  
• Alolan
  
• Quattro ForMagic Meter
  
• Green Hill Calzone

Traditional English:

• Toad in the Bottomless Pit
  
• ur jellied eels of my cake
  
• Roast Pork with Grackling
  
• Full English Limit Breakfast
  
• Cheep Cheep and Chips

Indian/curries:

• Roghan Yoshi
  
• Chicken Pika Masala
  
• Just Dhansak
  
• Pokémon Thai Red and Green Curries
  
• Vegetarian Samusas

More coming, probably.

Balla wrote:

Roghan Yoshi

That only works if you say Yoshi the wrong way otherwise top work.

Cheers! Yoshi says Yoshi, so I reckon e.g. the Smash announcer is the one in the wrong.

Let's have the linguistic freedom to say both.

Yeah, it's all good Mr Johnes.

Er, Billy Con Carne? As in Billy from Double Dragon?
Or, then, Bimmy Con Carne for a Metajoke?

It's too early in the morning.

Mexican:

• Guacamelee! (natch)
  
• Chile con Carnivine (or Jimbob's version)
  
• Bur-Ritos
  
• Enchil-Ada Wong
  
• Mayor Tortilla

Jimbob wrote:

Or, then, Bimmy Con Carne for a Metajoke?

It's too early in the morning.

This made me laugh, so it's getting used.

Also, Balla coming in clutch as always for taglines - I am not a culinary person in the least!

And I totally didn't use Wikipedia articles!