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Buskalilly
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| Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?  Sat 24 Jun 2017 - 18:48 | |
| I know the game because I was talking to you last night, but I would like the details of all of those people so I can find them and murder them. |
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Muss
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 24 Jun 2017 - 19:47 | |
| I think these are all valid criticisms of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild  |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 24 Jun 2017 - 22:26 | |
| I think Muss might be right, also I agree with most of those reviews part from the whole graphics and framerate rubbish. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 24 Jun 2017 - 23:43 | |
| Even the part about Zelda having manly eyebrows and Link's crossdressing bit being a negative aspect of the game? Clearly I've found that review's author!  You are correct, Muss! On to you. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 25 Jun 2017 - 9:49 | |
| Yeah copying ideas of a game from 1997, hows that good. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 25 Jun 2017 - 20:00 | |
| If you're talking about FFVII, then BotW's version was not only in better taste (that Don Corneo bit was enough to make your skin crawl in FFVII), but Link's initial reaction to being in the Gerudo get-up is genuinely fantastic. Mind-boggling.
ANYWAY - on to you, Muss. |
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Muss
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 27 Jun 2017 - 12:06 | |
| - Critical Thinker Wrote wrote:
- 1/10 instead of 0 for the effort of doing something with [new game mode]. The mode is a good idea. Badly executed but let's say it's because it's their first time.... The [mode]
just hides the fact that they released once again a bad game. Bugs, glitches, fouls not given, stupid AI decisions, opposite team passing forever. They have been putting different icing on the same cake for years [thereby, surely, changing the flavour of the cake, ed.] 29 out of 53 found this review helpful - Andy Townsend wrote wrote:
- One word: GARBAGE! I was fully disappointed with the last two games (the worst in my opinion until now) I played the demo and liked it, but it seems I can't learn the lesson!
The demo never plays the same as the online games! They are PURE GARBAGE! [two words, ed] Every match seems to have different dynamics and physics. It seems TOTALLY scripted! [This doesn't sound scripted, ed]. 12 out of 12 users found this review helpful. - Consoomer writes actifister wrote wrote:
- Always the same thing, bugs and a boring gameplay with scripts and the hgandicap... The [new mode] doesn't save the game... And the price in some coutnries is abusive and desnecessary... 12 of 13 users found this review helpful
- Menu Man wrote wrote:
- too difficult and lots of time consuming in settings the game rather than playing........................... [???, ed] 0/10 0 out of 0 users found this helpful
- Sensible Sucker wrote wrote:
- One of the worst forms of video games. The controls are terrible and often unresponsive. Executing a basic pass isn't intuitive. But I guess this is the consequnce of an exclusive licensing agreement. To give you context, if Madden controls were this bad, it'd be like trying to throw a hail mary and then your QB just darts it at the center's feet. For the more fun features such as [mode] be prepared to pay additional dollars per attempt.
- This gives it away:
- Alex Hunter Wrote wrote:
- Y is the pple no lik my gam, is no gud is sad. im guna hide n thn dey r know noledge ov wher alex hunters is sign 4 in-till ea-s e-free
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 27 Jun 2017 - 12:37 | |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 27 Jun 2017 - 13:38 | |
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Muss
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 27 Jun 2017 - 19:07 | |
| - masofdas wrote:
- Is it FIFA 17?
Correct |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 27 Jun 2017 - 21:24 | |
| - Vigilem with a 1/10 wrote:
Needlessly prolonged, repetitive and will punish the player randomly, undoing hours of work.
A big disappointment. 'Playing' this game is tedious and really does feel more like work.
There's a nice art style about it, that's about the only praise I can give it.
- leonsnow with a 0/10 wrote:
Turn rpg is boring and outdated ...it would be better if it was action rpg
game made for Japanese audience , it is really creepy and has a lot of sexual content
- DanMaximo with a 7/10 wrote:
The truth is that GAMES NAME is very particular and exploits in many ways the potential of PS3.
But the problem to me with person is that the simulator of social life ends up tiring and upsetting.
What you are scattering and that there is something dungeon to play a little RPG.
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 28 Jun 2017 - 7:57 | |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 28 Jun 2017 - 15:06 | |
| You my friend are correct.
I thought the last review may have confused people with PS3 being mentioned and everyone forgetting the best JRPG in years came out on it.
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 28 Jun 2017 - 21:32 | |
| That nearly threw me off but I remembered it came out on PS3 AND I wondered if it was just a reviewer being a berk. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 28 Jun 2017 - 21:41 | |
| It was a PS3 review, anyway, it's over to you now Drunka. |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 28 Jun 2017 - 22:04 | |
| GET GUESSIN' DAT GAM - The Fine Commander Riker wrote:
- GAME is the most fun I've had with a game in a long time, and one of the best to come from DEVELOPER this side of GAME. The quirky characters, catchy tunes and great graphics combine to make a very memorable experience for those who put the time in and learn the nuances. Trust me, the controls work! Anyone who complains about them just wasn't able to get past the learning curve. They become second nature after an hour... or ten lol.
0/10 - Ser Randall of Games wrote:
- This hands down is the worst game DEVELOPER has ever released. For one the controls are horrible. The only awesome part of this game is the mini games. Stay away from this game. This game is so unbalanced it's not funny. I am a huge DEVELOPER fanboy and this game is the worst thing DEVELOPER has ever made. This game will die off once GAME hits out. Want a good competitive gameplay? play GAME. The people calling out others for not getting used to the learning curve is a bunch of crap. The controls are bad nothing can fix that.
0/10 - XTC Dwarf wrote:
- Blind robbery for 50 quid, hardly any content not worthy of a full written review. Artificial intelligence is also over powered and multiplayer is locked. Wish I could refund this disappointment of a game.
1/10 - This one will give it away:
- Stabbed A Bloke wrote:
- Alright, lets get to the point before the community downvotes this without reading it because they're a bunch of saltbabies, GAME is a fighting game a new IP from DEVELOPER.
Look there is not much in terms of single player, and if you want to tag up with a local buddy he needs his own joycons so that's another chunk of change. You're not gonna play this game for the single player, and you will get sick of party mode because it keeps putting you in random gamemodes that you MIGHT not want to play.
The main meat is ranked. But answer me this, what ruins a lot of fighting games? Scumbags, Arms own community ruins it, because you're never going to fight anything other than THEY AT THIS POINT LIST MOST OF THE CHARACTERS, AND THE ONES THEY MISS OUT COME UP LOADS. Why? Because those are the most broken characters currently.
Look the only way to play this game is to be a scumbag, if you just play single player you're going to hate the AI because guess what? Yeah AI in fighting games is bull.sh.it. they can react on a dime an don't have human restrictions. I've seen fairer AI in a mario party game.
And some could say I'm salty, but I'm near max ranked in GAME so I'd like to think I have enough experience to validate my opinion. (This is definitely a lie- Ed)
I'd say don't buy this game, even with the new maps and characters coming out for free, it won't change what everyone online plays. You can get more fun with the 60 dollars on the steam sale, though I should come out and say I received GAME for free due to winning a bet against a friend. Now here's the golden question.
Did I have more than 0 dollars worth of fun?
No, I probably had more than 0 dollars worth of irritation, annoying scumbags that you do the same waltz an dance with, until you slip an they do get you an run all game.
Look this isn't something you can just 'git gud' at. It's a fighting game with motion controls being the primary thing in mind, what do you expect?
2/10
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Mon 3 Jul 2017 - 20:44 | |
| I'm assuming these fine folks are on about everyone's favourite noodle-arm simulator, ARMS? |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Mon 3 Jul 2017 - 20:53 | |
| SPRINGALING!
(Yes. You are correct.) |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Mon 3 Jul 2017 - 21:38 | |
| That was a easy one from Drunka, hoping yours to be harder Jay. |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 4 Jul 2017 - 19:56 | |
| I can't speak for everyone else, but it feels like we've all been going for nice easy ones so as to get the game rolling and share funny reviews. We'll be back to Rad Mobile in no time. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 4 Jul 2017 - 20:04 | |
| Sure even though I still think Rad Mobile is part of gaming history all should have known about. |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 4 Jul 2017 - 20:08 | |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 19 Aug 2017 - 19:33 | |
| Over to me? Over to me. - GRRR FUCK NEW GAMERS wrote:
- One of the worst games ever, I hope [publisher/developer] goes bankrupt.
Right from the start, the game messes with a lot of tutorials, this game was intended for casuals that barely know who [main character] is. - oh god wrote:
- Truly boring garbage. I don't get the appeal. Played it on my friend's phone. I get more enjoyment playing with my "[10 year joke]" But hey, to each his/her own.
- LITERALLY BEEN ROBBED wrote:
- Trash .... It's a robbery ... 10 dollars for a game is an armed robbery ... it's rubbish, a lot of smoke, pure hype ... all very nice but too expensive ...
- Daily commuter wrote:
- Love the aesthetics, love the [game mode], controls take some getting use to.
BUUUTTT
I can't play this game on my daily commute due to the F***ing always on DRM, and the subway lacking phone reception.
GODAMMIT [PUBLISHER/DEV] |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 19 Aug 2017 - 19:39 | |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 19 Aug 2017 - 19:44 | |
| Yep! Over to you Mas, find us some good ol' Metacritic salt. |
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