Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Ridley Me This)

'I'm-A Gonna Ween' doesn't seem to have anything to do with his foes.  I'd go for something like 'Aromatic Assault' and have him fighting a bunch of big-nosed or smell-sensitive characters.  Yoshi, Fox and Wolf, Olimar, Bowser and Junior, Duck Hunt, finishing off with Mario and Luigi (perhaps Wario could start off with a Waluigi Assist?); then finish off with Rathalos or something similar.  The Hands don't have noses.

I was so excited at the idea of 'Sarasaland Represent!'  But it was bobbins: just a bunch of princesses.  I'd go for a set of characters that represent the levels in SML1:

• Incineroar on Mushroomy Kingdom;
  
• ROB on the Animal Crossing island;
  
• Bowser and Kirby on Rainbow Ride or the Wind Waker ship;
  
• Metal/Giant Ganondorf in Gerudo Desert;
  
• Luigi on Electroplankton;
  
• Falco horde battle on Magicant;
  
• Marx as final.

We know we have Joker as the first one.  It's also been stated that the other characters are weird and could basically be from anywhere.  Therefore I think it's unrealistic for me to hope for four more Nintendo characters - or at least four more normal obvious Nintendo characters.

For number two, some stuff's been data-mined suggesting either Erdrick from Dragon Quest (spoilered more because that's the favourite) or a character from the Bravely franchise.  I couldn't give a stuff about the character in white text, but I love the Bravely games, and I'd be up for the characters using different jobs as their specials (with the outfits appearing briefly, natch).  

Tiz Arrior seems like the most likely option.  Final Smash as one of Default's special moves, complete with a snippet of Revo's music.  He probably has 'Default/Brave' as a counter move, like every other anime swordsman.  Oh well.  Stage: Norende, occasionally being attacked by Ba'als.

For number 3, I reckon we'll see another 'developer mascot' character, like Joker.  I'd love to see Level-5 represented by Professor Layton.  While he probably has some fencing smarts, his special moves should be spraying Hint Coins as projectiles, using his hat as a trampoline/projectile... and serving people tea, natch.  Stage: the Azran temple.  Death lasers and falling debris ahoy!

I predicted that we'd see a character from an indie game, and I still can't get any further than Madeline from Celeste (although there are more likely examples).  Strong jumps, an impact version of her dash, bow-and-arrow from her appearance in Towerfall, and a Sonic-like Final Smash where she uses the Golden Feather.  Badeline joins in with Smash Attacks. Stage: Celeste Mountain, looking like the first level, plenty of spikes and moving platforms.  The soundtrack would be excellent.

And for the final one... I do think this is our best chance of seeing a real person as DLC, like Reggie or Sakurai himself.  Goodness knows what special moves he'd have: hurling controllers as projectiles, a down throw that slots somebody into a Switch dock, turning foes into lines of code and reassembling them?  The possibilities are pretty extensive.  Stage: a version of Final Destination where elements of other franchises (Paragoombas, Keese, Bronto Burt, hammers from Helmet) fly across.