Kirby's rumour buffet!

Treesmurf wrote:

Just make sure you type these correctly in to Google so you don't end searching for the 18 rated spin off Donkey Schlong: Down to his Knees.

With new Spunky mode!

Rumour: pre-orders for the Chris Platt, Jack Black and Seth Rogan amiibo will go live on Mar10.

Have your sources at IGN East Kilbride revealed what scanning those amiibo will do on the Switch?

Yes: they summon the ghost of Lou Albano.

Can we summon him to play Mario instead of Chris Pratt?

There's something truly sinister about his delivery and the connotations behind "and if you do drugs, you go to hell BEFORE you die".

And the way he tacks it on right at the end like he just remembered some past experience

That definitely looks like a man who's seen Hell's true face.

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Pseudocoke.

Following Desert, Jungle, Urban, Soviet and Nuclear, Electronic Arts and The National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers are rumoured to be working in partnership to develop a new game in that series on November 1st, called ScotRail Strike.

Hopefully it has Tam McGleish singing the theme music to the tune of Duck Tales.

After a heavy night on the tiles and some 3am online shopping, that chat around the London Stock Exchange is that Microsoft are rumoured to have acquired the licensing rights for the Game Gear version of Rise of the Robots for £2.2 trillion.

I thought RotR was really cool back in the 90s. I'm sure it plays like gash but I'd like to have a bash.

It’s the rumour that Nintendo didn’t want you hear about, but my closest sources confirm that it’s true. Yes: a new Crazy Frog game is indeed Sora Co. Ltd’s next big project now that Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’s development has ended. Masahiro Sakurai has made it “his personal mission” that Crazy Frog will return “with an even bigger willy“ and that he’ll “really get on your tits, like, be properly infuriating - even more annoying then when you go to talk on a Teams meeting but you've forgot that you're on mute and you end up looking like a prize wanker in front of everyone".

Dark rumours of collusion between Geoff Keighley and Activision, as The Simpsons Wrestling on the PSone is scheduled to win The Game Awards' prestigious 2021 Game of the Year, Best Indie and Best Community Support awards.

Broadcasting at the same time as the latest Indie World showcase, rumours are that the Tories are going to announce a new quiz game.

It'll be called Chequers Party Quiz.

It's possible that I've misheard this piece of information, but according to several political editors across the British media, the UK government are planning on announcing another Circuit Breakers:



While the Conservative government are notorious for their lies and deceit, my sources assure me that this Circuit Breakers will definitely feature "hair-raising banked corners", "heart-in-the-mouth jaw-dropping dips" and "buttock-clenching drops", while being in "spectacular 3D".

Cult of the Lamb has performed so well that they're already considering a sequel, where you play as a wild boar. Get ready... for Cult of the Ham.

I'm pretty sure that's just the Bullingdon Club.

I'm hearing another less political rumour: MonolithSoft are already gearing up for their next massive JRPG, but due to a typing error, this is actually going to star GNamer's favourite retired Celtic player rather than the usual big-eyed waifs and strays.  Even Jas and Cappa will be gearing up to play as the big man from Guinea in Xenobalde Chronicles 4.

After the recent reinterest in Stormy Daniels' "Mario Kart Mushroom" statement, Nintendo have had to officially declare that she will not be an additional character as part of the Mario Kart 8 DLC Pack.

Those were actually screenshots from Disney Speedstorm

Damn it Buska, this is your fault