Post a tagline again!

Fuck's sake, I wrote my reply and left the page then saw the tagline again and got Jas' joke. ooft

Makes me think about Umbreon's Japanese name . . .

One for March:

Gran Turismo; seven, Grant's intrigue go; nil.

I'll try and remember that by March! In the meanwhile, Direct-related taglines appreciated, especially over the monstrosity currently sitting atop the forum.

Social media nonplussed by footage of football player kicking cat Mario

BOONing heck, Balla is playing a Roguelike

I actually considered something along those lines. No longer accurate, sadly, and very self-indulgent.

"Serenoa Wolffort" is the name of the main character in Triangle Strategy, fact fans. Not sure which name's sillier.

Very much Bobson Dugnutt vibes but for a JRPG.

Requesting your finest Kirby and the Forgotten Land taglines gentlemen!

Forgotten Land? You'd forget your head if it weren't attached to your...feet.
Alan Brazil sues Nintendo as "large pink man with breathing problems roaming empty street" is copyright infringement.
"So, you're telling me this giant pink mouth was on the BMW when you bought it?" "Yes..."
I don't really have the time for that new Kirby game, it looks all-consuming.
Kirby brings back new trend of wearing grills in your mouth.
Dentist: "E3, 26, C9, T3" Dental assistant: "Ok, and the other side?" Dentist: "No, that's just the number plate."
Etc. etc.

...well that's me sorted for April. Cheers boss, some stoaters in there!

Expanding my pack? That's not my bag, baby, I swear

Requesting Strikers taglines please gents! Both now and when something inevitably becomes an in-joke in your online games.

Anybody got any Direct-related taglines to go up? Otherwise it'll be a bobbins pun about farming or something. You have been warned.

I feel farming puns would be very much in the spirit of that Direct.

Seeing as even more than before most of 2022's taglines were mine, I asked Jay not to include them in the annual votes. That said, if Mas can ask for the best of his annual thread titles, I can ask for an "unofficial" best 2022 tagline pick! So yes, tell me your fave(s). (They're in the OP.)

"BREAKING: Liz Truss appointed mayor of Cowdenbeath" made me laugh when I logged on and saw that, so the tagline pandering to me definitely gets my thumbs up.

Nice. Mine is a toss-up between the SV poetry and GJones' abomination of a Pokémon Legends tagline.

It's mad being reminded that Liz Truss PM only a couple of months ago, what a bunch of cunts they are eh?

Anyway I'm a big fan of Alan Brazil being likened to Kirby but overall favourite is "Scarlets are red, Violets aren't blue, they're purple you idiot, the name is the clue."

Kind of by default then, my Scarlet/Violet poetry wins! Woo. Anyway, anybody got any Direct-related taglines, or will I have to go with 'We want the rest of the results!' Andy-style?

The rest of results are part of Wave 2 DLC.

A grand suggestion, ruined by Jay's return before I put it up.

You could go with "Wave 2 of the Results are available... today!"

...that works, actually!

See you in Mario Kart 9.

And just because Balla's gonna complain if I post an in-joke without explaining: