GNamer Personality Profile...TWO!

What if you're all me?

OH GOD MY PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE HAS PREPARED ME FOR NOTHING

Relevant?

Favourite book? At the moment, it's probably the Hunger Games trilogy.

Favourite record (album)? Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon"

Favourite fruit? Lemon

Favourite non-alcoholic drink? Schweppes Lemonade. (Used to be Sprite before they ruined it.)

Favourite alcoholic drink? Cuervo. (Not because I like it, but its a plot point in the novel I'm struggling to write.)

Favourite time of the week? When I have time to play games. (Sadly not often!)

Favourite job? Astronaut seems cool.

Favourite board game? Monopoly or Scrabble.

Any siblings? Only child.

Any pets? Not currently.

Any tattoos? They can look cool, but I wouldn't dream of getting one myself.

If I could visit one place, it would be… the International Space Station.

If I won the Lottery, I would buy… more games than I do now.

In five words, I would describe myself as… a guy with weird humour.

If I could do anything right now, I’d… stop answering these questions.

Favourite console? 3DS. So many good games, plus it has access to the amazing DS back catalogue too.

Favourite book?
I've probably only read about 5 books in my life shamefully. I am Legend would be my favourite.

Favourite record (album)?
"Downward Spiral" - Nine Inch Nails
"Color and the Shape" - Foo Fighters
"Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" - Wu Tang Clan

One of those 3 maybe.

Favourite fruit?
Pineapple

Favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Irn Bru, Pineapple Juice or Strawberry milkshake

Favourite alcoholic drink?
White Russian, or one of the strawberry/lime ciders by those companies

Favourite time of the week?
Whatever time I finish work at for the longest period of time off.

Favourite job?
I assume the blow/hand joke has already been done.

Favourite board game?
CAH or droughts/checkers. Or Chinese Checkers, used to love that shit.

Any siblings?
2 legit brothers. 1 known half brother. Countless others no doubt. Bad father y'see.

Any pets?
2 cats / 2 dogs.

Any tattoos?
Not yet

If I could visit one place, it would be…
Nintendo's HQ - full access.

If I won the Lottery, I would buy…
The building next to where I work. Then hire the core staff members at my current place of work so we could sit and watch as the company fails without us.


In five words, I would describe myself as…
Not very good at life

If I could do anything right now, I’d…
Anything? I'd spend too long thinking about what to do then not do anything probably.

Favourite console?
N64, blates.

Favourite book? Nightmare Inspector manga

Favourite record (album)? Sophie Ellis Bextor

Favourite fruit? Raspberries

Favourite non-alcoholic drink? Coffee

Favourite alcoholic drink? red wine

Favourite time of the week? the weekend  

Favourite job? artistic creativity jobs

Favourite board game? Chess

Any siblings? sister and 2 brothers

Any pets? no

Any tattoos? no

If I could visit one place, it would be…Japan

If I won the Lottery, I would buy…TV Sky rofl

In five words, I would describe myself as… funny, warm-hearted, sweet, friendly & caring.

If I could do anything right now, I’d…go to the moon and back. XD

Favourite console? old Gameboy Colour and new vita slim

Okay so upon closer inspection these are different questions, which means I can give them different answers and you, the reader, different information. LET'S GO.

Favourite book?
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Favourite record (album)?
Metallica

Favourite fruit?
Strawberry. Especially with a load of sugar and a bit of whipped cream. Top drawer.

Favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Orange juice. I don't drink it as often as I should, though.

Favourite alcoholic drink?
I've recently taken a massive liking for cocktails, so I'm sort of working my way through those now. Anything with strawberry is like catnip to me.

Favourite time of the week?
umm...

Favourite job?
Well I've only had two, but since I'm advancing up the (proverbial, not literal) food chain in retail (and where I want to be, I should add), I guess that's where my heart is.

Favourite board game?
I get board playing them.

Any siblings?
NONE.

Any pets?
My parents have a dog, but since I'm not here for 90% of the time, she doesn't feel like "my" dog anymore.

Any tattoos?
None!

If I could visit one place, it would be…
Everywhere beautiful. I don't really have a plan, I just like to go travelling and see nice places. I did a run around of North Wales a week or two ago and it was one of the best things I've ever done.

If I won the Lottery, I would buy…
I'd save it and use the money incrementally to travel around as I saw fit. Maybe take a few friends to Orlando or something. Wouldn't be indulgent or anything though.

In five words, I would describe myself as…
Not succinct, unless mandated to.

If I could do anything right now, I’d…
Fly to America for at least three months, hire a camper van, and see the sights.

Favourite console?
Wii U, cos I can play it in bed without sitting up, and that's just mint.

Wrathy wrote:

she doesn't feel like "my" dog anymore.

That strikes me as the saddest sentence I ever read

I can empathise. My cat used to be really cuddly with me when I stayed at my Mum's, but since leaving for uni, she's cold to me.

She's still very warm towards me but I mean, I've lived here for at most four months of every year since I left for uni in September 2011 and I was barely here at all in 2014 so her bond with me isn't as strong as that of my parents (who sleep with her on the bed, feed her, walk her every day, etc etc)... you're right though, it is sad and I try not to think about it too hard.

Yeah, sorry to bring it up! It's a pain I know all too well...

Favourite book?
As a series A song of Ice & Fire, singular The Hobbit

Favourite record (album)?
Either Arrows & Anchors or Inter.Funda.Stifle, both by Fair to Midland

Favourite fruit?
Grapes

Favourite non-alcoholic drink?
Any sort of Innocent Smoothie

Favourite alcoholic drink?
Spirit of Louisiana (Orange Whiskey)

Favourite time of the week?
Adventure Time

Favourite job?
Oddjob

Favourite board game?
Bloodbowl

Any siblings?
One

Any pets?
Big ol' pond full o' fish

Any tattoos?
None for now

If I could visit one place, it would be…
Seattle, Washington, or LA

If I won the Lottery, I would buy…
The rights to the Miz Brand

In five words, I would describe myself as…
Ambitious, Lazy, Amusing, Sarcastic, ****

If I could do anything right now, I’d…
Misuse the opportunity

Favourite console?
Probably the Gameboy