Judge a game by its cover

A portal-esque puzzler, but people live in the space between spaces and scream at you while you travel.

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known.

Wrestling game in which you take fictional character Donald Trump from rookie to alpha heel status (please correct the phrasing, Team Wrestling). One possible ending sees Trump becoming President despite saying tens of worrying and un-presidential things on the campaign trail, if not before.

Is a game where boy is struck by lightning but the lightning gets stuck on his 'ed cos he is well fick. Then he is hear the lightning and he finks it's the sins Pride and Gluttony. BUT! He has to be good or he will get a detention but he also has to keep both them sins happy or they will make his ed' thinner so it will be exploded by lightning.

"Go-Go Gadget Cash-in!" as the developer takes the best ideas from ARMS and shoehorns them into an F-Zero clone by somehow travelling back in time by fifteen years.

We all have an incredible crisis one time or another in our lives. Maybe our spouse left us, or we were fired from our job. Maybe we just woke up one morning and realised our lives were meaningless and none of the dreams we'd had when we were younger came true. Some people let it crush them, but one Japanese businessman is attacking his incredible crisis head-on!

Frogger with a vertical twist.

DIGRESSION ALERT: Had that game on the NES - one of a tiny handful of games my Dad enjoyed.

A mash up of Megaman, the WWF wrestler D'Lo Brown & the showcase of the immortals Wrestlemania.

This is D'lo Brown:

Playstation predicted the future:

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Zack uses Wikipedia to help him search for internet treasure.

Pervert approaches children with a "christmas present" (his ballsack) and you play as the police officer charged with hunting him down and giving him a good kicking for being a nonce.

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Sandbox game in which you control various animals on the hunt for bigger and better video games than the one you're playing - like Chicken Shoot. You can shoot laser beams out of your eyes, which gives you an incentive to use the PlayStation Cannon (name may differ from actual name of product).

A cooking game where you have use tongue in all the dishes for fatmen.

In which Pamela Anderson runs down the beach, but this time she's literally in flames.

Kind of like this, vote for your favourite cuddly toy and Acclaim will make it for you! It didn't sell so they did a gritty reboot.

You play as many many Balla's who all play one of the 100 Switch games out in April to find if one was good.

A game "hardcore" wrestling entusiasts: Spam "What" chants at a cornucopia of young wrestling fans who actually cheer the faces.

Inject steroids into your balls in Wrestle War: Battle of the Personality Rights and Trademark Likenesses. The loser gets put in jail by The Not Big Not Boss Man.

The fourth instalment in the rebooted Planet of the Apes series - Andy Serkis's performance will drive you to tears.

Precursor to the Slenderman series, except this time you're being followed by former England goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Cancelled Ice Climbers sequel. Nana's been kidnapped by the hilariously named Tea-100, so you team up with Baltoy and one of Slippy Toad's illegitimate relatives to rescue her.

Dark action-adventure game starring Cliff Richard's backing band's biggest fan.

For some reason, the Hulkster's back again fannying around in the jungle - but this time, he has a surfboard.

The Legend of Bald Barry. For some reason, Barry is the talk of the town - everyone wants to be near him! Try and find out why!

You have to find out if Prince Puma and Ricochet are the same person inside a castle.