The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Like Wario First Thing in the Morning)

Why is KFC gravy on the list? Is it really on par with ursacide?

Spilling KFC gravy down my pants while my 3DS was in my pocket put it out of action for the best part of a year until I paid to get it fixed.

When did you go to Kilmarnock Football Club?

Drunkalilly wrote:

Spilling KFC gravy down my pants while my 3DS was in my pocket put it out of action for the best part of a year until I paid to get it fixed.

That's a heart wrenching tale, I'm going to boycott KFC from now on, which won't be difficult because I never go there.

I think the fault lies less with KFC and more with Drunka for being a clumsy bastard.

That's as maybe but it'd be much harder to boycott Drunka, if the man's in a boycotting kind of mood.

Today in jokes that only Balla will get...

Drunkalilly wrote:

NintenDUCK wrote:

I killed and ate him

Drunka's List of Enemies

• Nintenduck
  
• The Patriarchy
  
• KFC Gravy
  

Thought I'd be on it with my thoughts on BotW

Balladeer wrote:

Today in jokes that only Balla will get...

You underestimate me, sir! That be Geoffrey Boycott, the outspoken critic of pretty much all cricketers since himself. Bet he loves a bit of Breath Of The Wild.

Clearly I do! Kudos to you sir. And yes, I'm sure he's got plenty of criticisms of Link's sword technique to dole out, in thick Yorkshire dialect.

I had this weird glitch that happened occasionally on my copy of Brian Lara Cricket which would ratchet up the pitch of Boycott's co-commentator to the point where he sounded like a demented chipmunk, to whom Boycott would occasionally complain about the game or compliment the batsman on not trying to hit the ball too hard.

That's just the effect of sitting (virtually) next to the great man.

I bought the season pass yesterday, in preparation. I know you don't need to know that, but I couldn't bear Zelda being so far down the topic list.

Jimbob wrote:

I bought the season pass yesterday, in preparation. I know you don't need to know that, but I couldn't bear Zelda being so far down the topic list.

You're doing the lord's work, Jimbob. Don't ever apologise.

Drunkalilly wrote:

Jimbob wrote:

I bought the season pass yesterday, in preparation. I know you don't need to know that, but I couldn't bear Zelda being so far down the topic list.

You're doing the lord's work, Jimbob. Don't ever apologise.

Thank you. Amen Brother Luke.


Oh and also the first DLC drops next weekend does it not? EXCITED.

Jimbob wrote:

Oh and also the first DLC drops next weekend does it not? EXCITED.

Well,I need to get lots of ARMS played this week, as it'll be coming out the card slot when this drops . . .

This has reminded me that I need to buy the season pass as well. HYPE! I did want to go into the trials with max hearts but Id need to find at least 12 more shrines & I dont see that happening in the next 5 days.

Ooh, so it is! That'll be something to tuck into on my week off then!

I have no interest in this iteration of the DLC, I'm just glad this thread has been lifted up again. Until SMO appears, it must always be near the top of the forum.

The_Jaster wrote:

This has reminded me that I need to buy the season pass as well. HYPE! I did want to go into the trials with max hearts but Id need to find at least 12 more shrines & I dont see that happening in the next 5 days.

I now have the max amount of hearts. Only 8 shrines left as well & hopefully I can find those a bit easier with this new hero's path feature.

The_Jaster wrote:

The_Jaster wrote:

This has reminded me that I need to buy the season pass as well. HYPE! I did want to go into the trials with max hearts but Id need to find at least 12 more shrines & I dont see that happening in the next 5 days.

I now have the max amount of hearts. Only 8 shrines left as well & hopefully I can find those a bit easier with this new hero's path feature.

I thought the hero's path things would just look cool, trying to work out what was going on at certain points on the path; however it showed up that I'd managed to completely miss several sections of land. And now I've got

In case anyone really is still spoilery about the DLC:

I'm going to treat Zelda like I have Mario Kart / Puyo Puyo Tetris; if I've got a spare half an hour I'm going to comb sections of the map, and I think I'm going to try and get all of the Koroks.

I do agree with Balla in that this isn't quite as exciting as the second DLC will (hopefully) be, but it's still exciting to play Zelda again. I'd just got into Bloodborne properly as well! Never mind, Yharnham.

I LOVE IT
I've been tracking down cool bits and bobs of the treasure. Got the masks, which are both cool and may be useful. I will hopefully get all the sick gear, though I've not finished all the armour and weapons in the standalone game yet.

Watching my hero's journey play out was a surprisingly nostalgic trip down memory lane. I wasn't super nostalgic at the reminder that my first two deaths were from walking off the tower when things on the horizon distracted me.

I'm excited about the trial of the sword but I'll get to that in due time. For now I'm just loving being in that world again; particularly satisfying when I was stuck on a stationary train for two hours today.

Drunkalilly wrote:

I was stuck on a stationary train for two hours today.

I've had that displeasure in the past. Glad you were able to profit from the time and hope your arrival wasn't too badly affected.