Post another tagline!

^ Use the above as the next tagline

EDIT: Curse you, page boundary

Drunkalilly He's Dead Silly

Obscure reference there, for all of you who grew up watching CITV in the nineties. On a more topical note (than nineties nostalgia...):

In the Mushroom Kingdom, One Woman Holds the Only Vote

I've just started playing Celeste. How did we never have a tagline about Celeste? We should all feel bad that we never had a tagline about Celeste.

You're Celeste Around
Simply Celeste
Celeste Laid Plans of Mice and Men
etc. etc.

Let's have some taglines based around current or upcoming games, then!

Cue the S-Witch Puns!
Celeste vs. Bayonetta - an Umbran Climb-ax
Fe-me! I'm Gonna Sing Forever!
EA Releasing a Beautiful Action-Adventure on Switch? Fe-ke News. (resubmission)

When You're the Subject of an Investigation, Of Course Detectives Peek At You
The Cleanest Game There's Ever Been: Kirby Sterilise
A Marshmallow Told You That DRM Protects Against Piracy? Kirby's Stirring Lies

I was very slightly disappointed to realise that today's tagline did not, in fact, come of the back of me and Zero talking about Quantum Leap.

Evidence that pestering the admins. eventually works!

Balladeer wrote:

Evidence that pestering the admins. eventually works!

“Daddy, please can I have my tagline?”

“Alright then.”

Owlboy feels like more of a Metroidvania than a platformer.

Also, unlike the Wii U, I don't think there are too many 2D platformers on Switch (relative to other genres). Not yet, anyway.

Balladeer wrote:

Owlboy feels like more of a Metroidvania than a platformer.

Also, unlike the Wii U, I don't think there are too many 2D platformers on Switch (relative to other genres).  Not yet, anyway.

It has something like 50 platformers including 3D and can't see many genres having more games then that on Switch.

Top tagger, this - although surely Drunka's 'the Beast to the East'?

Can I get something like 'Happy Birthday Switch! We Got You This Vote Thread' over the weekend please?

Lack of effort with today's tagline? You could argue so - quite convincingly and readily, in fact. Erm.

Dumped into FB chat for fear I'd forget them:

The GNamer One Year Switch Awards - because Koizumi > del Toro
The GNamer One Year Switch Awards - also with an overwhelmingly white male host
The GNamer One Year Switch Awards - might also feature a sexy fishman

CAN YOU SPOT THE THEME

Obviously I'd appreciate another Switch Awards tagline for the next two days please admin. types. After that, though:

Octoling Traveler
We'd No Inkling That They'd Show Smash Bros.
OKAMI~ Okami~ okami~
Solaire of Amiiboria
Crash Banned-icoot for Seven Seconds
The Fifth Best Game Of All Time Is Coming To Switch

Triple post, but - somebody needed to say something.

Farewell to the Best Wheelchair Since Harman Smith
A Brief History of Partners in Time
Only two things are infinite, the universe and Nintendo being doomed... and we're not sure about the universe.

Somebody else come up with tagline ideas please?

It's Spring!  Press A to jump higher in celebration.
We know more about your gaming habits than Cambridge Analytica.
Every time you die in Celeste, someone leaves the Trump administration.

Talkin' About Gamin' Nindie-Tail
Finding Great Games in the Switch eShop Like a Hyper Byte Sifter
Just Japes and Meets (in Manchester)
Looking Forward to Wrecking Face as Bruce in Banner Saga
Mizuguchi is Back on Nintendo Hardw- STOP SHRIEKING BALLA

And for tomorrow:

When You're the Subject of an Investigation, Of Course Detectives Peek At You (resubmission)
Detective Pikachu Likes His Coffee Like He Likes His Hitmonlees - Strong And With A Kick
What's that, Pikachu?  You've found traces of Team Rocket nerve agent?

No Ni No Kuni 2 related ones

Lumines has REZurrected, Ballas hopes for Meteos Switch.

to Mas for being that someone else! And the admins., natch. Should've tried to come up with some Easter ideas, but the boat's sailed on that one a little bit...

At Last, a Double Cross That’s Releasing in the West!

EDIT: Hm, Ninty Life posted an article about a game called Double Cross from 13am Games, but it’s now been taken down? This tagger stands if it ever shows up again.  Most odd. Back up!

The article’s original posting time must have been before the game was due to be announced (2pm BST), so it would have been taken down - and then reposted at a time that was more appropriate. Ruddy NL. Bring back Thomas Whitehead, that’s what I say.

I've got a few for 4/20

The only Blaze we care about is from Streets of Rage, you could use Blaze the Cat and Sonic the Hedgehog instead if you wish
Blaziken Appreciation Day

Someone must be able to think of some decent Spider-Man ones

Thumbs up to this tagline, Balla.

Cheers sir, felt that 13AM handed me this one on a plate a bit!

Nintendo's Drought! The criticism turned harsh!
Of course we're going to be greedy just after we get a Kirby game
Make like Rhythm Heaven's Lumbearjack and get back to your logs