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| Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About?  Sat 5 Mar 2016 - 13:09 | |
| Here we go then. - AlexC has some poignant thoughts about multiplayer modes in games:
Where do i begin? the one player mode is long, boring and makes no sense, and to complete that with every character would be boring as hell. Multiplayer is crap unless you have someone to play it with. 2/10
- BDSTheGamer writes at the highest level:
This gaem is stoopid. Its easily da worst ["gaem" in the series] EVAH! U should play gud gaems liek pokemanz red and blu not this shat. Graphics r bad, characters r stoopid, and its 2 hard 2 do Wombo combos. Evry1 knows dat [Sequel] is 1958434474866x better than this shat. 0/10
- IanT. has a thing or two to say about real games:
If you're a child, or get beaten by children on real fighters then you will enjoy this button masher fest. If you always destroy your friends in real fighters, then play this one with them, they will actually have a chance. 2/10
BONUS 4th Review: I don't know what he's chatting! - DanteP.:
It was boring and unfair. You have to talk to every body and it's too slow when you go through a door. 3/10
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NintenDUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 0:12 | |
| I'm guessing the second reviewer is a player of League of Legends but I'm not sure that's what he's trying to review... A tekken or a street fighter perhaps? |
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Muss
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 1:20 | |
| The third reviewer would consider Street Fighter or Tekken's "real" fighting games. I cut that bit out of his review because I was worried it would make it too easy to guess, but in retrospect I should probably have left it in.
Pretty sure the second review is a troll. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 9:12 | |
| is it Super Smash Bros, not sure on which one. People say that's not a real fighting game. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 15:25 | |
| - NintenDUCK wrote:
- I'm guessing the second reviewer is a player of League of Legends but I'm not sure that's what he's trying to review... A tekken or a street fighter perhaps?
Are you on about his reference to Wombo Combos? Because that actually originated from this video... So is it Super Smash Bros. Melee? |
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NintenDUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 16:11 | |
| It's really just the complete lack of intelligibilty that gave me terrible flashbacks to ranked LoL... *shudder*
That was an awseome play though. Tyrannosaurus Rekt. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 17:58 | |
|  Jay has got it! With reference to the fourth review, I don't remember there being doors in Melee, were there? |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 20:16 | |
| Adventure Mode, maybe? I think he's talking crap, to be honest! Onwards! - OVERRATED wrote:
- Nope. How is this game so highly regarded when it's just a failure of an FPS?
The weapons are improperly balanced, the game-play was absolutely terrible, and everything about this game just has "overrated" all over it. - STINK wrote:
- This is the worst game i ever play it has no story and the targeting system stink and the movie stink i wish this game was never created stay away from this garbage.
- DISSAPPOINTED wrote:
- Not really that good, especially for an FPS game ( a genre of media I generally love). The control scheme and graphics are not great, and people calling it the "best game of all time", like many people do, obviously haven't played too many good titles as this is a bad one. Dissapointed with the quality of this game, [publisher].
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 20:21 | |
| I'm thinking of FPS's with a movie and all I can think of is DOOM. |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 20:26 | |
| Incorrect, but you've cottoned on to the vital piece of evidence that will reveal the truth! |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 9 Mar 2016 - 22:13 | |
| Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Film? |
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NintenDUCK
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Wed 9 Mar 2016 - 23:25 | |
| I'd expect more vividly vitriolic abuse if it were King Kong: The regrettable game of the film |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 18:16 | |
| It is not King Kong: The Official Game for the Official Movie by the Official Director, Peter Jackson, who officially directed Lord of the Rings.
I'll take another guess, and if it's an incorrect guess I'll reveal the redacted publisher to help you guys out. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 18:41 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 18:53 | |
| Also wrong!
The redacted publisher is Nintendo. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 19:06 | |
| I'm more confused as the clue was movies right but now I know it's from Nintendo the game all I can think of is Pokemon Movies and Super Mario Bros. which neither are FPS's. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 19:33 | |
| It's published by Nintendo, and it's a very famous game. I'll take another couple of guesses before doling out another clue, though. |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 19:37 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 20:45 | |
| Wrong again! I'll post another review before giving the console this was released on. - A clue! wrote:
- [Another FPS game by same dev] has a much better storyline, far more multiplayer options, much more innovative weapons, and better music than [game in question]..it's not so much as [developer's] fault as it is that it's a [name of film series game is based on] game. If your mommy didn't let you play [another FPS by same dev] and you are thus biased, then get a life and quit spewing misinformed crapiola on the netz.
Now get guessing on the NETZ. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 20:50 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 10 Mar 2016 - 21:00 | |
| The game is afoot Mr. Bond! Over to you, Mas. |
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masofdas
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Fri 11 Mar 2016 - 18:47 | |
| I wanted to do a few games before this one but none of them had a negative review, Andy go review a load of cult classics on Metacritic  - Lykon said this:
hey , I know user reviews of exclusives are full of hilarious butt hurt fan boys illiterately stating that system x is better than system y.....I am not one of those. I just HATED this game, the most disappointed I have ever been by a game. IMO this game is appalling. so boring i was yawning with tears rolling down my face. the story is FULL of plot holes. OH I can't even be bothered to go into detail I just HATE it . utter utter ****
- 6xdandangp said this:
Acceptable story (Nothing that stands out), terrible gameplay. In fact, there's no reason to be so many plot holes and inconsistencies in such a plot-driven game. Being forced to play this game should be a new form of torture.
- gnapoug said this:
Interactive movie. Why not... But the main problem is that GAME TITLE, is just a interactive BAD movie. With the "brownish" color palette, GAME TITLE could intrigue with the David Fincher's Zodiac look, but the Story telling is amateurish, the acting is bad. Characters have nothing to rely on emotionnaly. GAME TITLE gave the player the feeling that FAMOUS GAME DIRECTOR is too busy watching himself "creating" instead of offering the player, at least, a satisfying movie to watch. GAME TITLE is not even as interesting as a non-interactive benchmark demo. You want a interactive-cinematic experience? Get Uncharted 2. You'll have the thrill, the emotional and charismatic characters, without the pretention.
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Fri 11 Mar 2016 - 19:29 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Fri 11 Mar 2016 - 19:32 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Sat 12 Mar 2016 - 13:31 | |
| Wanderlei is a lone warrior for the truth. - wanderlei wrote:
- A shallow Monster Hunter clone with terrible clunky controls, dated looking graphics, TERRIBLE frame-rate. The game design is extremely poor, the flow of the game is stunted and uneven. Uses cheap gimmicks of artificial difficulty to extend a tedious and ultimately boring game.
0/10 SH1, on the other hand, needs to git gud - SH1 wrote:
- I wanted to wait until I finished the game before writing a review, but this is proving harder than I expected. I play it for 30 seconds, I then die, and then I have to stare at a loading screen for more of less one minute. Rinse. Repeat. Half-hours of days wasted with no entertainment forthcoming and trying to figure out the controls. I have better things to do with my time.
0/10 darkness2918... doesn't really get it. - darkness2918 wrote:
- There is no real reason why this game has to be difficult just for the sake of being difficult. Every game should be able to be enjoyed by everyone regardless of skill level not just those who want to feel "hardcore". Hopefully DEVELOPER takes that into account when they release their next game. Difficulty choices affects no one & everyone can play at a level they feel comfortable with. Because of that I can't recommend GAME to those that just want to play & enjoy the game. Dying 50 times on the same boss is not fun
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