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Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Mon 20 Jun 2016 - 21:31
Team Fortress 2 is correct! Over to you, sir.
masofdas The Next Miyamoto
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Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Tue 21 Jun 2016 - 9:49
Here you go guys
Review at the time
Mike wrote:
This was the worst game that I have ever played. When I read good reviews about this game I wonder if the other reviewers actually played THIS GAME. Coming off of ANOTHER GAME I was increadibly disapointed. Can someone even explain to me what created the monsters in THIS GAME. If you are playing it, just run from the monsters because it is not even worth killing them. I could not stand the graphics. If a chair was in front of a door you could not open it. In real life you would move the chair. If you swing with the pipe, instead of hitting the wall it goes right through it. Walking down the street at night all you could see was the yellow lines on the road...how could anyone call that good graphics. Anyone who thought this game was good go play ANOTHER GAME...no comparison...not even a little...THIS GAME is the absolute worst. Graphics stink, control of the character stinks, I still don't understand the story....after finishing the game.
A retro review from
turqouise_bluse wrote:
I don't know why, it just doesn't seem interesting to me at all. The story is not anything to get shocked with. It seems to me like just the one of the "better games" back in the time it was released. But I am not going to give this a good review just because it's one of the first good games. Because it is absolutely boring, voice acting sucks and the story just seems a bit exaggerated. And fighting those monsters for all the time gets very not enjoyable.
Quads123 wrote:
This game is too scary to be good. Anybody who say's this game is good is out of their minds. Other than that it's a perfect game, but because of how scary it is, I can't give it any higher than a 0 or 1 out of 10.
ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 30 Jun 2016 - 19:05
Is it... Resident Evil?
masofdas The Next Miyamoto
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Subject: Re: Wha'daya So Mad About? Thu 30 Jun 2016 - 19:30
Nope also Mike's comparison of games don't really make sense part from the same publisher.
JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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That would be correct, the other game talked about was Metal Gear Solid 2 which to me makes zero sense as one is a survival horror the other action stealth game.
Treesmurf Dry Metal Baby Princess
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Buy her some flowers, or maybe some chocolates wrote:
this game have humor and.......i cant of think anything else. This game is TOP 1 candidate on biggest disapointment of 2011. DONT BUY THIS, ITS WASTE OF MONEY better get drunk or buy your girlfriend something nice...
A true critic wrote:
Sorry but in a cut-throat recession hit community, to release slop like this is a crying shame. [redacted to avoid easily spoiling the game], it's a huge achievement to get a game published, but what exactly were the developers thinking? This is people's hard earned money and poor games means store seller's such as myself take a lot of heat when people find excuses to return under-par games. Then there are the graphics which could have been from a Commodore. I hate to slate a highly anticipated game, and I didn't for other's but if I let this slide, I wouldn't be a true critic. I am sure the game will bear well with the die hard 40 somethings but I am not there yet and neither is this game. You should have focused on a new userbase as well as the old school fans and it is in this area and the fact it's 2011 that I cast doubt on your abilities, whether it be think - tanking the game or the programming abilities. I don't wish to discuss the game in general as I would hate to offend further. Thanks for the news hits but thats as good as it ever got to be honest. Rated 4 on PS3 and 3 on Xbox 360.
Get him to rehab wrote:
90s superhero has arrived . His addicted to crack , full of nonsense and in general they should have let him die . Biggest disappointment ever . 800 ms points would be a waste . Avoid at any cost .
NEVER PLAYED IT HAHA WHAT A MADMAN wrote:
OK i never played this game but i saw reviews on youtube and all of them were 5 and down i saw trailer and gameplay . Game is boring there are a lots of use less mini games and to much pornography i mean fricking wall boobs WTF !!!! so my score is total ZERO
In a rush, need to go, bye! wrote:
Im going to tell you guys a story,once upon a time,14 years ago a company called [developer] announced a game called [game name]. [redacted to avoid easily spoiling the game].But something really bad happened.The game was a crappy piece of **** The fans of the game hated and hated,but [developer] didn´t listen.They should do the same as [an unrelated developer] did! The ending of their great game was terrible! So they realised a DLC of an alternative ending! Now,turning serious. [developer] [redacted to avoid easily spoiling the name] but it was a whole disaster.The combat ia horrible,it´s graphics are too. I have a long list about how bad this game is,but I have to go.
Liked the bit with the naked ladies wrote:
[game name] was very disappointing with bad graphics the campaign levels were bad (although the stripper club was nice) and multi player is rubbish overall its a horrible game
masofdas The Next Miyamoto
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This game has a LOT of lines of text you need to read, but has no voice-overs. I also feel it drags on for way too long. The story could've been told in 20 hours, and it's only 40+ hours long because of the 'filler' material.
Fid wrote:
I've heard many good things about GAME and how its aesthetic, visual quality and rewarding gameplay defined it as its own, standing out from other games like a flower in a dead field. I've decided to purchase GAME on PSN. While GAME is definitely interesting looking, coming off as having a very old-age artistic Japanese-stylized painting, the game wears itself out in other areas and overstays its welcome.
mosessaur wrote:
I decided to play this game because I wanted to relax after finishing Hitman Absolution. It's part of my PlayStation Plus so I got it for free. But to be honest I won't buy it because it's not my type of games that I would enjoy. the game is fun and sweet. Cool story. But I hate the long conversations in cut scenes and other situations. Just too long and get boring. Also these conversations sometimes contain important information about your quest. So skipping them my result of returning to them later to understand what you should do. I'm enjoying the game play and the story. The graphics are so sweet. Characters are fun. But those long conversations and you have to follow and to move next you have to tab X is really annoying. This is 7 for me. I was right when I picked this one for a relax mode.
JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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It's too EASY. I know that this is made for little kids, but really? At least put SOME challenge into it so it can be fun. They really screw balled it damn it.
BvS_NarutoU gave a score of 0 and then wrote:
Bought this on a whim, and was hoping for some big changes, like [something that was never going to happen]... I'm not into the [optional sidequest], and when I got to [in-game destination], I kinda stopped playing, and haven't since...
TheAlwaysJhon gave a score of 3 and then wrote:
*Slow claps* Bravo [company], instead of learning with your mistakes, you keep doing them. It's only a visual improvement, the main character still being zero dimensional, the songs are from "meh" to forgettable, characters too. But to their credits, the new [extra feature] is cool, i can say that. If your care for story, characters and music in a RPG, don't play ANY [of this game series], there's better RPGs in the market to pick up.
Breaking kayfabe for a moment, what ace usernames!
JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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I think Jay might be on to something with Pokemon or what else would be considered by some more assessable RPG's
Also one of the names has BvS in it that I'm thinking something fairly recent and a remaster with things like was hoping for some big changes and it's only a visual improvement
As it's from Zero I'm thinking it's a 3DS or Wii U game due to the BvS name that it's a recent Nintendo system, now on Wii U there aren't many remasters part from the Zelda's and I doubt it's either of those, that brings me to the 3DS and with Bravo [company] which I'm thinking has to be Nintendo themselves.
Which I think leaves pretty much only one or is it two games as it's Pokemon, a remaster and on 3DS, it can only be Pokemon OmegaRuby or AlphaSapphire?