Forum suggestions

So, I've been looking at the ins and outs of merging the Non-Tendo sub-fora into one.  There seems to be a horrible possibility that we would need to move every single topic, one by one.  

You might see some odd things happening today as I look at what we can and can't do.  But if the above's the answer, you'll probably have to tell us which threads you want moved.

EDIT: Never mind, seems okay. Nontendo starts now!

Excellent.

Nice one Balla, first step in my forum takeover, soon I'll have this place exactly to my liking good job.

Original DS discussion should be moved out into a separate subforum

"Nintendo Handhelds and Mobile
DS, 3DS, iOS... If it's Nintendo on a console too small to brain people with, it's in here."

It clearly doesn't fit this description

Intetesting take. I'm loath to create another subforum when it fits well where it is (I feel, at least). On the other hand, I suppose we might have to move the DS game discussions into the Retro forum before long...

I'd honestly wait to see what the NX is before moving the DS discussion, if it's a device to replace both wii U & 3ds then I agree about moving it to the retro section.

I think O_R was making a joke about the size of the original DS, chaps...

Balla gets it

Was me taking him seriously not funny? Dang.

..........but the original DS wasn't big though.

You could kill a man with any Nintendo machine, they're sturdy buggers!

Reckon it be hard to kill someone with a Pokemon Mini or Gameboy Advance Micro, I reckon the OG Xbox or Neo Geo AES would be great blunt instruments.

A micro or a mini would definitely be fatal with a firm, direct strike of the corner of the machine to the temple.

I always thought 'to brain' meant 'to stun' but here we are, talking about killing people in the Forum suggestions thread.

I just took it as "hit hard in the head" but Nintendo machines are sturdy.

The N64 controller doubles as a ninja throwing star.

Treesmurf wrote:

The N64 controller doubles as a ninja throwing star.

It's more of a Sai, surely.

And that's without even mentioning this one...

Just the NES controller could murder someone. I've seen evidence of someone throwing the controller at the wall. The controller won.

Jimbob wrote:

Just the NES controller could murder someone. I've seen evidence of someone throwing the controller at the wall. The controller won.

VOIDH.

Oh wait, just to be clear - the whole wall didn't come down or anything! But there was a dent in the plaster and not the controller.

NES fought the wall and NES won.

Mr. Yamauchi: tear down this wall.

https://youtu.be/XyxpAUYK6tY

Drunkalilly wrote:

And that's without even mentioning this one...

I own one of those.

Have you tried playing with it? It looks like it'd be horrible.

Well I found out

Amusing stuff, Mas. With some editing (and the camera on a stand :p ) there's a nice little video in there.