Snacks! Reviews/'reviews' welcome

A firm favourite. They were selling them for 10p a pack in Co-op the other day, so now I have a draw full of them. They're ace.

Pros

Cheap
You get plenty in a back
Delicious
Just the right ammount of crunch
You put the wheels on the little men and they become cars.


I want a pack now. brb

Okay, I'm eating some now. I was right, they're delicious. Not so tangy it feels unpleasant, but sufficiently so.

Umm... cons...

Cons
I could only find the tomato ones, not the other flavours.
As a Transformer, they are somewhat lacking. If Hasbro released these as toys they'd be laughed out of town as the worst kind of partsformers.

So yeah, they're ace. Get some. Even at full price they're 30p a pop, and they don't feel cheap like Space Raiders, they feel like old-school Wotsits before they were neutered.

I don't like those mini ring biscuits, they just taste too cheap.

Phillips wrote:

Fox's Party Mini Rings





Cons:

Spot The Difference quiz on the back of the packet was too easy
Too dry for some?

86%

Whether celebrating your fifth birthday at a children's play centre and wearing a cone hat or at a stag snorting coke off of a hooker's stomach, a party isn't a party without Party Rings. Ace.

Those quizzes are really hard and they're dry to make them dunkable, that's what we invented cows for, silly.
ALSO: yay! people like my stories!

I didn't even know mini party rings were a thing, but full size ones are great with a cuppa.
Yep, I got a chuckle out of your story.

Phillips wrote:

You know who else is disgusting? Super Frank. Yeah, eat dem apples.

You take it back right now!

Müller Rice Apple



Pros:

More adventurous than your average yoghurt
High quality
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. Like, reeeeeally sweeeeeeet
Enough of a fruit hit to knock your dick still

Cons:

Like with everything, Apple is the worst of the many flavours
Truth be told, a little expensive compared to the alternatives
Sweet, aye, but too much sugar for some?
The pot is never quite full - you get less than you expect


71%

Good all-rounder, and very tasty whether eaten hot or cold, or for breakfast or lunch. Add 10% if you like apple, deduct 71% if you don't like rice pudding.

0% for me then. Can't stand the consistency. Porridge and its ilk get the boot for similar reasons.

Balladeer wrote:

0% for me then. Can't stand the consistency. Porridge and its ilk get the boot for similar reasons.

...so you're not wanting to back my Kickstarter for Mullerice Creme Egg?

Depends. Does it contain authentic Gibraltar monkey semen?

That's a stretch goal.

Phillips wrote:

Enough of a fruit hit to knock your dick still

What? What does that even mean?

Just for the record,I love rice pudding but the stuff from a ton is easy nicer than the muller one.

Every time I visit this thread I end up laughing. Beemoh's last post had me in stitches.

Haribos Starmix



Pros:

A multitude of shapes for you shapes fans

COLA BOTTLES

They're on sale in Scotmid which is super braw.

Cons:

NOT ENOUGH COLA BOTTLES

Too much Jelly. And Jelly IS WANK. And by wank I mean this. (after several watches of this, I realise this is balladeer.gif, in his most grammatical of days... (because it's a grammar nazi, philistines)).

NOT ENOUGH COLA BOTTLES

JELLY HEARTS EWWW WHO AM I, MOLA RAM??????????????

Score: 72%. Too much jelly, good price, COLA BOTTLES.

McCoy's Bullseye Bangers crisps (Limited Edition)



Team GNamer, we had better hope that these become a permanent addition to the McCoy's range, as they taste good. Very good. You should seek them out and purchase your own pack. I recommend it, in case you couldn't tell!

Pros:

- Taste like sausages (no, really)
- McCoy's don't short-change you on the amount of crisps in a bag

Cons:

- Limited Edition

88%

JayMoyles wrote:

Haribos Starmix

You forgotten to mention that they're outclassed entirely by Tangfastics, which have Fizzy Cola Bottles. Surely that's Sweet Nirvana.

Two great reviews. Good use of 'super braw'. Got to say that I agree with the Starmix rating - as Balladeer says, there are loads better. I'll need to find those McCoys!

I'm gonna look up those McCoys and give them a go on your recommendation. If they end up tasting exactly the same as all the other flavours, you'll pay the iron price.

Buskalilly wrote:

I'm gonna look up those McCoys and give them a go on your recommendation. If they end up tasting exactly the same as all the other flavours, you'll pay the iron price.

I don't know what that means. There is a second limited edition pack - treble cheese and Worcester sauce - but I didn't fancy them.

JayMoyles wrote:

Haribos Starmix


Pros:


COLA BOTTLES


Cons:

NOT ENOUGH COLA BOTTLES

You're gross man, everyone knows Cola Bottles are the worst sweets known to Haribo. So bland and taste like the worst kind of own brand cola you can get. Love hearts are where it's at, up along with eggs!

ZeroJones wrote:

I don't know what that means. There is a second limited edition pack - treble cheese and Worcester sauce - but I didn't fancy them.

I was just making vague threats.
I've got a packet here with me for lunch. Crunch time!

Yeah,I saw the cheese one. I can't think what would be different about treble cheese compared to single cheese.

Yep. Literally tastes of sausage.
Good shout.

SuperPaperLink wrote:

JayMoyles wrote:

Haribos Starmix


Pros:


COLA BOTTLES


Cons:

NOT ENOUGH COLA BOTTLES

You're gross man, everyone knows Cola Bottles are the worst sweets known to Haribo. So bland and taste like the worst kind of own brand cola you can get. Love hearts are where it's at, up along with eggs!

Boo this man!

And yeah Balla, Tangfastics are where it's at. Also, I apologise for the abuse of caps lock in my review there, it was very late and I'd just returned from a night out. Although, for being pretty cut, I've got to pat myself on the back and say that Mola Ram joke was stellar.

My drink of choice at the moment. Gets me crunk-a-dunk without even noticing because it tastes like pear drops.

Pros
Pretty good alcohol content
tastes like pear drops

Cons
Tiny little 330ml cans
tastes like pear drops

Not to everybody's tastes I'm sure, but pretty nice. Very sweet (tastes like pear drops) but one of the few alcoholic drinks I can drink like a soft drink.

70%
tastes like pear drops

What does it taste like?