Snacks! Reviews/'reviews' welcome

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Nothing special about the presentation - could easily be a Artoon game.

  Nice.

Aniseed Balls



Pro:

- Tastier than anything with 'balls' in the name has a right to be

Con:

- Rarer than a successful Cameron one-liner

79%

Peter's Light and Creamy French Vanilla ice cream.

Pros:

1.) It was creamy, and vanillery, and creamy.


Cons:

1.) It was finite.


Overall score: 9.4 out of 10

Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Dime

Dairy Milk is amazing on its own. However, now it comes with little chunks of Dime bar mixed in, and it works brilliantly well. The hard Dime parts go really well with the soft chocolate. A joy to eat.

9.8/10

Man, I freaking love Dime/ Daim/ Da-amn bars. Now I really want one... or ten.

Quarter Pounder and chips from Ram's

Classic post pub rubbish. Taste is nicely beefy, just the right amount of chips, good and dehydration of success and Ajax and what not. Plus the staff are a good laugh. Ideal. Would it taste nice sober? I don't know, I'm not magic. It's never order this shit sober.
100%
I love the first review on Yell. Lol.

Buskalilly wrote:

dehydration of success and Ajax and what not.

Buskallese strikes again!

Um. . . "Good selection of sauce and salad and what not" is I think what I was going for.

I do like the image of Ajax rolling into Troy, turning up at the local bar, and yelling, "I'M SLOSHED, GIMME A QUARTER POUNDER AND CHIPS."

Yes yes, classics buffs, I know he never actually made it into Troy.

"What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching? Dispatch war rocket Ajax to get a chip butty!"

Drunkalilly wrote:

Dude! You're getting it on your sofa! I know this shouldn't be a concern of mine, but... the sofa!

Don't worry, I cleaned it up with Leather Wipes.

Cube wrote:

Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Dime

Dairy Milk is amazing on its own. However, now it comes with little chunks of Dime bar mixed in, and it works brilliantly well. The hard Dime parts go really well with the soft chocolate. A joy to eat.

9.8/10

I've got to try this! I really like the Dime version of the Milka bars. Going to guess the Cadbury version exists due to Kraft now owning the brand, similar to how Cadbury Egg 'n' Spoon had a Milka equivalent.

When I saw AJAX I was thinking of the football team.

masofdas wrote:

When I saw AJAX I was thinking of the football team.

I was thinking of the web technology.

A Scone And Tea, At Half Past Three



Pros:

Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter

Cons:

None of you will know where that's from
That's not a very good photo of a scone. That barely looks like a scone at all.

90%

As much a Sunday staple as a walk down the beach, toying with the idea of a 4pm pint and lying to my work about still running a youth club that actually stopped months ago, this is a quintessential classic.

Just did two hours of gardening. Could do with a scone and tea right now...

You're not the only one who's seen Still Game, Phglleops, you bawbag.

"Sniff my manky ring", Rum.

Shut yer hole, ya dick.

"For the millionth time, it's Boabby..."

Werther's Original - Traditional Chewy Toffees



Pros:

Taste superb
Hearty amount in a bag
Reasonably cheap
Properly nostalgic

Cons:

Lacks the substance of other (homemade) toffee
Not the longest-lasting toffee - difficult to savor
No match for sweaty pockets
I'm off to the dentist
That photo has probably set Jaster's Wii U on fire

79%

Much like I hear about heroin, they're very moreish. That classic Werther's Original taste of fresh cream and real butter is still here, but it just isn't the same as the real thing.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Much like I hear about heroin, they're very moreish.

Fan-fucking-tastic.   

Is that a cyst? Did you eat a cyst?