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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe sped its way onto the Switch at the tail end of April. What Wii U game would you like to see getting the "Deluxe" treatment on Switch and what new content should be included? Bonus points for not mentioning Smash Bros.

I was actually hoping that we were going to get a deluxe edition of Splatoon rather than a direct sequel, but I suppose that's essentially what we're getting anyway, really.

Yep... it's election time again. Rather than despair over the doom that edges closer to us, tell us your favourite politician in a video game. Donald Trump in that Trump tycoon game does not count.

Senator Steven Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising. A mean meme machine who'll kick your ass whilst making America great again. Also... nanomachines. son.

April also saw the arrival of Puyo Puyo Tetris. Which two games that share the same genre should mash up next?

Mario Kart and Gran Turismo. The photo-realism of Gran Turismo and the madness of Mario Kart.

Zero went on his honeymoon during April. What's the most romantic gaming location there is?

Oddly enough, considering where Zero went and all, I was quite fond of Inokashira Park from Persona 5. Very picturesque location.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe appeared on the 3DS eShop. What's the best gaming spin-off you've ever played?

I mean, Persona's technically a spin-off from the main Shin Megami Tensei games... so that, I guess?

We fooled you all into thinking that the forum was going to turn into a version of Twitter. It totally wasn't! What was the best April Fool out there this year?

Ours. Because we made it up and you all found it hilarious and anyone who says otherwise will be banned with immediate effect.

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe sped its way onto the Switch at the tail end of April. What Wii U game would you like to see getting the "Deluxe" treatment on Switch and what new content should be included? Bonus points for not mentioning Smash Bros.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE. It'll need a bonus dungeon, and an English language option, but it should scratch any massive JRPG itch anyone could have.

Yep... it's election time again. Rather than despair over the doom that edges closer to us, tell us your favourite politician in a video game. Donald Trump in that Trump tycoon game does not count.

The Vice President in Citizens Of Earth. A character on the Derek Zoolander level of stupidity... and not in a bad way, either. A brilliant character.

April also saw the arrival of Puyo Puyo Tetris. Which two games that share the same genre should mash up next?

I want a proper Mario & Sonic platformer. I've had more than enough of their Olympics shenanigans - let's get some serious running and jumping on the table instead.

Zero went on his honeymoon during April. What's the most romantic gaming location there is?

There's a field that you fight in in Secret Of Mana that's filled with blossom. Apart from the pink Rabites that attack you plenty, it's lovely.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe appeared on the 3DS eShop. What's the best gaming spin-off you've ever played?

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. From Donkey Kong, it span off into an epic and wondrous role-playing game of quite a high level of quality.

We fooled you all into thinking that the forum was going to turn into a version of Twitter. It totally wasn't! What was the best April Fool out there this year?

The one that sticks most in my mind is the tweet from director Paul Feig that said he was directing a gender-flipped version of Back To The Future... if only because it would have been totally awesome..

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[b][i]Mario Kart 8 Deluxe[/i] sped its way onto the Switch at the tail end of April. What Wii U game would you like to see getting the "Deluxe" treatment on Switch and what new content should be included? Bonus points for not mentioning Smash Bros.[/b]

[b]Yep... it's election time again. Rather than despair over the doom that edges closer to us, tell us your favourite politician in a video game. Donald Trump in that Trump tycoon game does not count.[/b]

[b]April also saw the arrival of [i]Puyo Puyo Tetris.[/i] Which two games that share the same genre should mash up next?[/b]

[b]Zero went on his honeymoon during April. What's the most romantic gaming location there is?[/b]

[b][i]Team Kirby Clash Deluxe[/i] appeared on the 3DS eShop. What's the best gaming spin-off you've ever played?[/b]

[b]We fooled you all into thinking that the forum was going to turn into a version of Twitter. It totally wasn't! What was the best April Fool out there this year?[/b]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe sped its way onto the Switch at the tail end of April. What Wii U game would you like to see getting the "Deluxe" treatment on Switch and what new content should be included? Bonus points for not mentioning Smash Bros.

Wii Music

Yep... it's election time again. Rather than despair over the doom that edges closer to us, tell us your favourite politician in a video game. Donald Trump in that Trump tycoon game does not count.

The flame head lads from, Shadow of Mordor. I mean, the Shadow of Mordor Orcs are kind of politicians, right? I'd always help them get elected anyway. Them and the drunk ones.

April also saw the arrival of Puyo Puyo Tetris. Which two games that share the same genre should mash up next?

Injustice vs Marvel Superheroes vs Capcom.

Zero went on his honeymoon during April. What's the most romantic gaming location there is?

That bit in Frenchy Bird

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe appeared on the 3DS eShop. What's the best gaming spin-off you've ever played?

Tales from the Borderlands

We fooled you all into thinking that the forum was going to turn into a version of Twitter. It totally wasn't! What was the best April Fool out there this year?

I know no.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe sped its way onto the Switch at the tail end of April. What Wii U game would you like to see getting the "Deluxe" treatment on Switch and what new content should be included? Bonus points for not mentioning Smash Bros.
Star Fox Zero. I'd be into a multiplayer mode, maybe even an online one, but unfortunately the main new content it would need is a new control scheme. I genuinely believe there was a good game in there and I think a simplified single-screen control scheme would let many more people experience it.

Yep... it's election time again. Rather than despair over the doom that edges closer to us, tell us your favourite politician in a video game. Donald Trump in that Trump tycoon game does not count.
Obvious answer is Mayor Mike Haggar, but I'm gonna guess someone else has said that and go with the President from Metal Wolf Chaos. Not that I'd want to see a Trump V Pence Mech battle. . .

April also saw the arrival of Puyo Puyo Tetris. Which two games that share the same genre should mash up next?
Gears of War X Splatoon. I'd love to see Marcus Feenix have a laugh in a turf war, get some much-deserved R&R.

Zero went on his honeymoon during April. What's the most romantic gaming location there is?
The back of a unicorn.

Team Kirby Clash Deluxe appeared on the 3DS eShop. What's the best gaming spin-off you've ever played?
Mario Kart 8. Obviously.

We fooled you all into thinking that the forum was going to turn into a version of Twitter. It totally wasn't! What was the best April Fool out there this year?
"Democracy."

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?

Yes, but it can't perceive the difference of anything past Warhammer 24fps, duh.

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?

Grabbing a drink from the comfort of the living room, probably!

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.

I mean, does Breath of the Wild count? It seems like a pretty radical departure from Zeldas of yore.

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?

Groot, that sort of racist filth will not fly here on GNamer. Disgusting.

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?

Kart building racing game - think Minecraft crossed with Mario Kart. Wait... hang on a second.

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?

Probably something Trump has done recently, actually. What a small and sad man.

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?

The answer to this question is not within my realm of experience... though I do know someone I could legitimately ask about it.

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?

See if I could write on the whiteboard from the middle of the classroom... or maybe even further back. I have a habit of writing on the board and having to talk into it at the same time, so it'd be nice to get some distance between us.

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.

Just to be clear, I mean the whole game has had a genre shift, not just, like, the shoot-'em-up level in the solidly-hack-and-slash-otherwise Bayonetta or whatever. I think that might make the answer Zelda II by default? For me, at least.

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?

Not this old chestnut - we got rid of this months ago for a reason! OK, well, it's mainly been RPG's for me: I've finished off the lovely Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, fought myself to a standstill on Dragon Quest VII and beat the heck out of the ingenious To The Moon. Right now I would describe myself as playing The Wonderful 101 (yet to get into it) and Team Kirby Clash Deluxe (into it but the cooldown periods are bonkers).

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?

I would create - or maybe further - RPG platformers. Smoosh together my two favourite genres? Yes please!

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?

The following is a common trope in classrooms: a student is doing something repeatedly that is annoying, such as pressing the button on their retractable pen constantly, or doing the ruler twang thing on their desk. I say "Stop that" in the politest yet firmest fashion I can, and they nearly always pull one last defiant click/twang/whatever before stopping. I find that really small and petty, but I manage to get past it every time.

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[b]Late April/Early May saw the release of [i]Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III[/i]. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?[/b]

[b][i]ARMS[/i] fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?[/b]

[b][i]Fire Emblem Echoes[/i] was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.[/b]

[b]I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?[/b]

[b][i]THUMPER[/i] is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?[/b]

[b]Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?[/b]

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?
Right, you've out-bantzed me so I'm going to answer this one seriously: I used to be well into 40k in my childhood to early teens, but I reckon I'd prefer Warhammer now. 40K is unrelentingly dark - in the dark future there is only war - whereas Warhammer has silly dwarves and orcs and ratmen and all that.

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?
Clean the awkward bits at the tops of the walls and on my ceiling. All I can think about is cleaning right now.

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.
Animal Crossing. Started as a quaint and fun little village simulator but after 500 hours it became a harrowing window into the human soul.

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?
Vin Diesel's third best film so far this year.

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?
Mechs. All the mechs, bashing eachother with their big metal limbs. Rhythm mechs, do it.

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?
Probably when certain parties are being mugged off on twitter or a thread on here so they spread it to other threads in the hopes someone will agree with them.

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?

Yee bee(movie, lol)cos deyI r spelldd diferrentlee

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?

Im wood do da seen frum da end ov tOy StOry 1 n I wood bee(lol movie lolol) slynkee. I wod do wiv my frend andy butt ownlee if he is want cos u kneed too bee(aha movie lolololol)  consensual.

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.

Probaly munopalee cos is a bored gaim butt is in fone nao! Lik omfg whr is da bored is no evn bore gaim ne mor

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?
Im am grut I'm am grutt ilk m am grutt.. im am grut

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?

Probalee do flapee balll cos I lik futbals and frenchee bir

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?[/code]

Ololol bois I lik too loosr in overwatts wen im am pley wiv my frend J cos e is git rly mad n thas how we git salt n vingr crisps makd. Is ok cos j is know no dat im do a bad cos I do gud wen e is luk @me(@MussFX) butt thn I do a bad n e finks is da teemsmats falt (crysing emojis)

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?



WHY WON'T YOU DIE

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?

Be that really annoying person who taps people on the shoulder so they turn around, but he's not there. I'm nothing if not mature and sophisticated.

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.

Kirby's Epic Yarn's shooty bits. Mostly Outer Rings for the music. Planet Robobot had some good ones as well.

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?

The best batsman, maybe. Sobers was probably the best all-rounder of all time. Warne might be the best bowler, though I hate to say it.

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?

The rhythm game-action adventure (non-roguelike variant). Time your sword-swings with the beat to do extra damage.

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?

If you're the last person standing in an online argument that's gone on for more than twenty posts/tweets/back-and-forths, it's probably you, doing that.

...aw I can't even joke about this. No it's not, it's Trump pulling out of the Paris thingy, because apparently 'everyone was laughing at America.' 'Everyone laughed at me so I'll kill them all slowly, that'll show them.' GROW UP

Late April/Early May saw the release of Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War III. Can the human eye truly perceive the difference between the original Warhammer and Warhammer 40K?
They both feature the glorious empire slaughtering natives, but one does it more efficiently.

ARMS fans were spoiled last month with a Direct and the beginning of the Global Testpunch. If you were fitted with extendable arms, what would be the first thing you would do with them?
Keep all the foreigners at arms' length.

Fire Emblem Echoes was released last month. Tell us about your favourite game that has an unexpected genre shift.
I very much enjoyed the first Watch Dogs, in which I played as the iconic Aiden Pierce. Then Watch Dogs 2 was some SJW cuck bullshit where I had to play as a minority.

I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot?
Cut down the trees, build the queen another palace.

THUMPER is described as a "rhythm violence" game. What genre of game would you create for the next big Switch eShop sensation?
One that involved you all going outside and getting jobs!

Donald Trump was recently videoed shoving a foreign leader to get to the front of the group at a NATO summit. What's the pettiest thing you've seen somebody do?
You manchildren constantly using your pathetic internet forum to insult the greatest president in US history.