Kirby's rumour buffet!

Following another successful remake of the original Resident Evil, Capcom are reportedly scrapping plans for all future games and are focusing their efforts on remaking the original Resident Evil over and over for the foreseeable future.

Much in the vein of Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Street Fighter Vs Tekken, look out for Wii U's big 2015-2018 release: Resident Evil 1 Vs. Rayman 2.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Much in the vein of Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Street Fighter Vs Tekken, look out for Wii U's big 2015-2018 release: Resident Evil 1 Vs. Rayman 2.

Jill rounded a corner, and finally he was there: The Limbless Man. The shadow had been frightening enough but the reality was appalling... and he did not. Stop. Smiling!

The infamous JUSTINBAILEY code from the original Metroid is making a comeback this year.



The upcoming Mewtwo DLC for Super Smash Bros 4 is rumoured to include a variation of this code. When entered as a nickname, the code integrates the scantily clad outfit from the original Metroid. However, this code is only going to work on Wario.

Now that Splatoon is entering the final phase of programming before production, Nintendo are considering a bold genre mash-up for the 3DS. Their next shooter will be in first-person on the top screen but the touch screen will show a match-3 puzzle game, which will be used for replenishing energy and providing buffs. The working title is Resistance Is Few Tiles.

EA Sports to mark this year's 22nd Anniversary of their FIFA video games franchise with the release of FIFA 22 in late 2021.

ZeroJones wrote:

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 3D is to carry a sticker that reads "WARNING! This video game contains tweeness and scenes of a cutesy-poo nature from the outset and throughout!".

Rare's major comeback will be with a spin-off of the Conker series, starring the son of everybody's favourite lump of excrement (the Great Mighty Poo), Cutesy-Poo. The game will bear this sticker proudly.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

EA Sports to mark this year's 22nd Anniversary of their FIFA video games franchise with the release of FIFA 22 in late 2021.

I was going to find an applause GIF for this, but none of them do this justice.

That's not a rumour.

Nor was that

Nor was... uh, help

BBC Micro relaunch tipped for E3 2015, in the hopes of inspiring a new generation of woefully behind-the-times bedroom coders.

Dale Winton to don the famous red clothes and blue overalls for a new Nintendo/Supermarket Sweep crossover: Mario Cart.

Have you heard about the Pokémon/Trauma Center crossover? The viruses involved have been dumbed down a little so it's not as hard as a true Trauma Center on a young audience. The working title is Pokémon Snuffle.

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Vote 'Yes'! Come to the Dark Side! Make your own rumour by suggesting a Pokémon game in which they perform acrobatic stunts!

...Pokémon Tumble World?

Excellent! I shall name you - Darth Calculus!

Took a trip back through the thread, looking for laughs.

Treesmurf wrote:

The next Nintendo Direct to be dedicated to Smartphone games only.

JayMoyles wrote:

The new Zelda on Wii U will not contain any heart containers or heart pieces - instead, you will be able to purchase new heart containers for the low cost of only 99p each. You will also be able purchase the Light Arrows from the start of your adventure for £2.99.

Cube wrote:

When you die, you can wait 24 hours to respawn (no reloading saves) or pay £1.99 for a fairy.

JayMoyles wrote:

There are rumblings in the gaming scene that Nintendo is due to shock the world with the news that the next Zelda title will not launch on Wii U, but rather the Nokia NGage.

None of these are funny any more.

This is the rumour thread, Balla, and as we all know, GNamer is on the forefront of hard-hitting games journalism.

Speaking of huge scoops, I can reveal today that Masahiro Sakurai of Smash Bros. fame is rumoured to have been shocked at the results of the Smash Bros. Fighter ballot. Instead of hotly tipped characters such as King K. Rool and Wolf and even dark horses like Isaac and the Chorus Men, Sakurai was apparently stunned at the outpouring of support for the inclusion of Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario, Colin from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and the runaway favourite at this time, Game Boy creator Gunpei Yokoi.

I'm more concerned about the rumoured Tingle costume DLC for characters like Zelda, ZSS, and Wario.

In other SSB4 news, Nintendo and Capcom are rumoured to be offering custom moves as DLC.  For the low low price of £4.99, you'll be able to buy the Cap-Pack, containing a hadouken (Mario, B+>), a Phoenix Wright-style "Objection!" (Luigi, B+^), and a Final Smash for Mega Man where they cancel a game and everyone drowns in fans' salty tears.

Namco, meanwhile, are offering Voldo costume DLC for all characters.

Next wave of Amiibo to cost more than the average retail game.

Oh, wait.

The orchestrated, ‘Big Band’ approach heard in Super Mario 3D World and Mario Kart 8 is set to manifest itself further into Nintendo's rich history, as the company looks to launch another Wii U remaster: The Legend of Zelda: Saxaphone of Time.

E3 leak: Mario Kart 8 Urban Champion DLC coming soon!

A sad rumour today - Nintendo are allegedly scrapping Splatoon. Emails between game director Tsubasa Sakaguchi and Shigeru Miyamoto have revealed that Miyamoto considers the playable Inkling characters to be "fucking unmarketable" and that he wants the game reworked to have Cat Mario as the playable character, stating in a later email that Cat Mario is "the motherfucking future of Nintendo".