Kirby's rumour buffet!

JayMoyles wrote:

A sad rumour today - Nintendo are allegedly scrapping Splatoon. Emails between game director Tsubasa Sakaguchi and Shigeru Miyamoto have revealed that Miyamoto considers the playable Inkling characters to be "fucking unmarketable" and that he wants the game reworked to have Cat Mario as the playable character, stating in a later email that Cat Mario is "the motherfucking future of Nintendo".

Working title: Super Mario Paintball.

*Super Mario Hairball.

Touché!

It's all right, everyone: my sources tell me that Splatoon has been saved. It's been handed to Team Ninja, after somebody pointed out that the mixture of spunky school kids and squids has a certain... niche appeal in Japan.

Splatoon sequel already locked in - Spla2n.

Splatoon: Tokyo Drift
Sploon
Splat 5
Splatoon 6
Toon 7

Dammit, Drunka beat me to it.

Splatoon: Resurrection
Splatoon Reborn
Splatoon: Reckoning
Splatoon: Requiem
Splatoon Reloaded
Splatoon: Revengeance

Missing the obvious ones guys:

Splatoon: Origins
Splatoon: Revelations
Splatoon: Legends
Splatoon: Awakening
Splatoon HD Collection

A Splatoon To The Past
Splatoon's Awakening
Splatoon Of Time
The Splatoon Waker
Splatoon Princess
Skyward Splatoon

DIGRESSION ALERT: I'm getting that thing where a word stops making sense.

Dawn of Splatoon
Day of Splatoon
Night of Splatoon
Return of Splatoon
Revenge of Splatoon
Bride of Splatoon
Son of Splatoon
Death of Splatoon
Age of Splatoon
Splatoon: The Next Generation
Splatoon X
Final Splatoon
Splatoon The reboot
Splatoon II
Splatoon III
Splatoon Generations

Splatoon of Fate
Super Splatoon 64
Paper Squids and the Thousand-Year Splatoon
Lylatoon Wars (oh God)

ZeroJones wrote:

DIGRESSION ALERT I'm getting that thing where a word stops making sense.

That's called semantic satiation - not so fun fact!

Splatoon Souls
Splatoonborne
The last of Splatoon
Splatoon Hunter Ultimate

Guys, guys, guys... this is nonsense.


You forgot Splatoon Absolution.

Inti Creates have announced a Cooking Mama and Azure Striker crossover: working title Azure Striker Bunvolt.

ZeroJones wrote:

Azure Striker Bunvolt.

We need an applause smiley for this - so you'll have to settle for a




Playtonic staff members have splintered off since the company's takeover by EA. They're working on a new game called Mando-Lin

Arzest hard at work at Yoshi's New Island on 3DS, a game they've forgotten that they've already plotted, developed and released.

Jimbob wrote:

Playtonic staff members have splintered off since the company's takeover by EA. They're working on a new game called Mando-Lyn

The Rhythm Heaven/Fire Emblem crossover that will shape a generation!

Jimbob wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

Azure Striker Bunvolt.

We need an applause smiley for this - so you'll have to settle for a  




Playtonic staff members have splintered off since the company's takeover by EA. They're working on a new game called Mando-Lin

My thanks! In return: Playtonic considering a gender-flipped mode of Yooka-Laylee as a stretch goal. Working title: Claire-Annette.

You're all on fire!


(That's also a rumour)

Nintendo World Championships 2015 to open with Suspension Railroad Simulator.

Following Nintendo's recruitment of Bowser, it has emerged that Shigeru Miyamoto has been trying to make Mario VP of the company for years.  "He's the best guy we've got!" says Shigsy, while the staff try to drag him back to his desk and caffeine drinks and convince him that this Mario only exists inside his head.

Meanwhile, Konami have strenuously denied that their CEO is secretly Wario.

The 90's Arcade Racer named as such because development began in the 90s.

Spoiler:

to Cap!

The first instalment of a new Inazuma Eleven trilogy is in the works! I am naturally delighted. After first trilogy protagonist Mark Evans made way for second trilogy star Arion Sherwind, you play as Hvfhbb Shhbfjnogr in his quest to take the Raimon High School team back to the top!