The Much Less Controversial Wii U is dead thread - let's be sad and have a little vote to work out which of the consoles games are better than the other games that happened to be released on the same console. Votes, Votes! VOTES! VOTEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know - I voluntarily played Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams...

I think 'most disappointing' is a better award to pick, and it's also the basis I've done my dishonourables on this time around. There are some quite good games in there, but they've all disappointed me in some way or another.

The most disappointing game on Wii U must surely be Starfox Zero. That's in my dishonourable mentions: "it lets you down in every imaginable way. It’s a complete failure".

I've stuck a few shouts for my own worst Wii U game in my dishonourable mentions too. I don't doubt that the 'actual' worst game will be some eShop bollocks, but of what I've played it's got to be either the bold Game Party Champions, or Sports Connection, or Mighty No. 9.

Don't forget Amiibo Festival, the only saving grace that has is that it's Animal Crossing.

Apologies for neglecting this a bit folks, life post Q3 has not been the quiet boring experience I expected, however, I did start the thread quite early, so we still have plenty of time til the anniversary!

Q4'll get you, man. I can sympathise - I'm feeling at the minute. Hope your schedule clears enough that you can realise your artistic vision for this thread.

He could've done it by now if he'd stuck to the Moon-gathering rate of a sensible person.

So, um, at the risk of being a naggy bastard/knowing that I'm being a naggy bastard, any luck on getting some time in Q4 for this Andy? Sorry to be a pain, I am grateful that this is 'a thing' at all... I just notice it's almost two weeks until the Wii U's UK anniversary, and I can't wait to read them!

I have about 1 more day of outside of work stress to go and I intend to get it all sorted this weekend. We'll be there in time, don't worry!

I don't know what that refers to, and I suspect you don't want me to, but it sounds not great. Good luck with it sir!

Nothing too serious, it'll be good news, just didn't expect it!

Whenever you're ready, Mr. Andy.

Although I agree with Zero, I've just noticed Andy's signature afresh.

Crumpy Andy wrote:

Nothing too serious, it'll be good news, just didn't expect it!

Andy . . . did you get Jess pregnant?

Ha, I'd be far too busy freaking out to be so vague, every post would be SHIT SHIT SHIT

I would pay top dollar to see a reality show about you trying to raise a child.

Now that would be something.

The daughter should be called Carrie. Then the show can be called 'Carrie and Rice'.

Crumpy Andy wrote:

Ha, I'd be far too busy freaking out to be so vague, every post would be SHIT SHIT SHIT

There'll be none of that swearing in my classroom, young man.

Balladeer wrote:

The daughter should be called Carrie.  Then the show can be called 'Carrie and Rice'.

Dammit, you beat me to the pun.





Rice Rice Baby

If it's a girl she needs to be called Jasmine.

Oh to have an easily punnable surname. You can't do anything with mine.

Maybe 'fealty'. But that's a stretch.

Back on topic, looking to start posting results on Friday, then run down the top 10 2 at a time from 26th, until the anniversary on the 30th.

Woop Woop

If there's something every teacher likes, it's a schedule. Can't wait to get this Bumpie's Party started.