Kirby's rumour buffet!

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

The 90's Arcade Racer named as such because development began in the 90s.

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Zelda U's delay was caused by the new plan of action with DeNA. Nintendo have just trademarked Flappy Guay, Flappy Helmaroc, and Flappy Triforce.

It seems as though the NX will be officially revealed as the Nintendo Gamebox at E3. We at GNamer are proud to provide you an exclusive look at the boxart for one of the launch titles for this system.

Features Ganondorf threatening to "lamp you", then dancing off-stage to Vaudeville music.

Jimbob wrote:

Zelda U's delay was caused by the new plan of action with DeNA. Nintendo have just trademarked Flappy Guay, Flappy Helmaroc, and Flappy Triforce.

He's on the money!  Practically.

Magical Melody Metroid to be announced at E3.  Features Samus failing to play the piano with her arm cannon, to the strains of "U Can't Touch This".

Nintendo's E3 Digital Event to open with the announcement of Sing Party 2. In what can fairly be described as an unusual and unexpected twist, the official trailer shows Satoru Shibata belting out Notorious B.I.G's Come On, before segueing into Shibata, Shigeru Miyamoto, Satoru Iwata and Reggie forming New The Sugarhill Gang U to rattle through their rendition of Rapper's Delight.

E3 to close with the unveiling of Platinum's ***TOP SECRET*** title:

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If you turn off the the gyro controls in Starfox zero you will have to deal with the constant crying face of Mr Miyamoto in the corner of your game pad.

Some hot news coming out of Nintendo HQ - it seems they've decided that for every signature on the "Cancel Federation Force" petition, Metroid Prime 4 will be delayed for an extra day.

Following the reaction to the announcement of Metroid Prime: Federation Force, Nintendo have been forced to leak the fact that the game will crossover with the Star Trek and Star Wars universes.

ZeroJones wrote:

Following the reaction to the announcement of Metroid Prime: Federation Force, Nintendo have been forced to leak the fact that the game will crossover with the Star Trek and Star Wars universes.

Finally, my Boba Fett x Samus Aran fanfiction is canon!

JayMoyles wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

Following the reaction to the announcement of Metroid Prime: Federation Force, Nintendo have been forced to leak the fact that the game will crossover with the Star Trek and Star Wars universes.

Finally, my Boba Fett x Samus Aran fanfiction is canon!

As both Boba and Samus slowly lifted their helmets, with a shocked look on his face Boba uttered "You.....you're a girl?"

ZeroJones wrote:

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

Once again, GNamer at the forefront of world journalism, revealing the Super Mario Maker amii-mode early!


What the source didn't say is that this will also be a feature in Zelda U.  Yes, Zelda can rescue herself.  KK Slider swaps out the Oath to Order for KK Dirge.  And yes, you can ride Epona as the Duck Hunt Duo for triple-animal-stacking action.

The true ending will be locked behind the Ganondorf amiibo.  If you play it through as him, you find that this wee shite's been orchestrating the entire thing:

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Exactly two of every amiibo will be in available in shops UK-wide when the game launches.

Good-Feel are already hard at work on the sequel to Yoshi's Woolly World, titled Yoshi's Concrete Jungle. Gather concrete slabs in an exciting adventure which takes you through such colourful and whimsical lands such as 'Coventry', 'Slough' and 'Wigan'.

Laugh in wonder as you travel between worlds in Yoshi's Concrete Jungle by thundering up the M6.

That famous kickstarted Dreamcast game sequel? They've just updated their kickstarter page - Ryo's a bull now.




It's now called Shenmoo

To be fair, Mas, Yu Suzuki could defaecate in a Dreamcast box and call it Shenpoo and you'd still buy it.

Shenpoo, that made me laugh more than it should have.

And you wouldn't if let's say it was Shigsy and a GameCube box.

This patters shite.

Another gaming crossover coming up - Cooking Mama* and a Mario creation tool. That's right - we're getting Super Mario Baker.

*Overusing Cooking Mama? Moi?

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Good-Feel are already hard at work on the sequel to Yoshi's Woolly World, titled Yoshi's Concrete Jungle. Gather concrete slabs in an exciting adventure which takes you through such colourful and whimsical lands such as 'Coventry', 'Slough' and 'Wigan'.

It better have The Specials doing the soundtrack

Also being from Coventry I would genuinely play that

After the Wii ended with a Rhythm Tengoku game, sources close to Nintendo have confirmed that the Wii U will bow out with Rhythm Elevenvegeta.

Made me chuckle, that one.

Rumours of a Splatoon update containing an option to upload video footage to YouTube have surfaced on the GNamer Desk. The advertising slogan will be "Are you a kid, or a squid, or a vid?".

The update will also allow you to turn into a baby goat.

With hype building for the Rare Replay collection allowing Xbox One owners to once again enjoy Rare's catalogue of games, other game devs have expressed interest in creating anthologies of their own.

We at GNamer can exclusively reveal that the Wii U could be set to have one of these collections with the tentatively titled Data Design Interactive's Avalanche of Fun, featuring such classics as Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broom Racing, Action Girlz Racing, Ninjabread Man and Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland.