As a home console GTA looks less and less likely, Nintendo aim to plug the gap themselves. You take control of a young Yoshi at a boarding school, dealing with the trials and tribulations of teenage life. Egging teachers' cars and racing around the nearby city in karts are amongst many activities you can take on in Yoshi's Bully World.
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As a home console GTA looks less and less likely, Nintendo aim to plug the gap themselves. You take control of a young Yoshi at a boarding school, dealing with the trials and tribulations of teenage life. Egging teachers' cars and racing around the nearby city in karts are amongst many activities you can take on in Yoshi's Bully World.
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Rocket League update confirms the plot: It's actually Team Rocket league.
From Pokémon. You know. Team Rocket. That's the joke there. Thankyou.
Nice!
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Confirmed that Pokémon Amie will be turning up in Pokémon Z, with a few differences. Instead of stroking your Pokémon and giving them treats, it's all about treating them like a slave: giving them demeaning tasks (battle 20 Magikarps), forcing them to battle long hours for short-term gain, and kicking them out of the team while profiting from and bastardising their successes. All this and more in Pokémon KonAmie.
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Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 30 Aug 2015 - 9:53
That one made me laugh, Cap - took a while to explain to Jo why I was laughing!
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Desperate to right the wrongs committed to the gaming world by the release of Devil's Third, Nintendo are working on a patch and a new DLC campaign by way of apology. In addition to fixing framerates and that, Cat Mario will be a playable character. He will specialise in vicious melee combat and carry a Bullet Bill rocket launcher as standard. Get ready - for Devil's Purred.
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Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 30 Aug 2015 - 9:57
Aaaah, we always know what we're going to get when you enter this thread, Zero! And it gives me another opportunity to post this:
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Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 30 Aug 2015 - 10:03
I am capable of mixing it up - I just don't want to.
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Sega's dipping into actuarial techniques for its next game! Specifically, you'll be using Panjer's recursion formula to fight your foes from atop your winged steed. You'll be firing lasers at your foes, but only after you've calculated how much of a total loss they'll be making on their life insurance policies. Get ready... for Panjer Dragoon Saga.
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If you follow Axis who would of posted stuff like this, he's been tweeting & RT stuff from the likes of 13AM Games going something neat happening this Thursday the someone called Roger tweeted ages ago that cool Nintendo news coming in a few weeks with this Mind you, this is very cool news (I'd say 8 or 9 on the hype scale) but people are going insane. Hype droughts bring out the worst in y'all.
I'm guessing it's a direct coming up but again this is all rumors but Axis wasn't wrong often.
Now hearing it's Zelda what will be shown but again this is all rumours also the direct page had been updated but only has the current ones though.
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What Jay said. We want rumours like the one that Fast Racing NEO was originally a Matrix game. You were in your car, but Neo hacked the game to win every time. It was really depressing and unrewarding so they changed it.
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Couple of hot rumours off the press - firstly, Hideo Kojima has been found on an off-shore oil plant in the Seychelles. He's reportedly been hiding underneath a cardboard box, rocking back and forth muttering "hit the lever" in Japanese.
Secondly, we've been tipped off about the winner of the Smash ballot. It seems as though renowned psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud is set to join the roster. His special moves include probing into the finer details of Bowser Jr. and Peach's relationship, and his Final Smash has him steal the Chaos Emeralds so he can transform into Super Ego.
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He's particularly weak against Diddy's banana peels, though. Not only does he have to stop to analyse their phallic imagery, he then goes and makes a Freudian slip.
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Following the backlash against Metroid Prime: Federation Force from some corners of the Internet, there's a game played at lunchtime in certain Nintendo offices called 'Ruin A Franchise'. 'Highlights' so far include Cyberpunk Zelda, with the Master Sword replaced by a gun; Spider Splatoon, where you play as horrifyingly large spiders who cover the floor in sticky webs to ensnare foes and eat them; and a 2D Mario game where you just hold right on the D-pad to win.
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I want the first two of those. Maybe not with Link holding a gun, but a lightsabre in a vaguely cyberpunk universe? Yes please. (Hyper Light Drifter seems to be doing cyberpunk 2D Zelda itself, and it's one of my most anticipated games - or would be, were it anywhere near release.) Splatoon converted for those who can't aim sounds great as well.
As for that Mario game, maybe not quite as ace, but throw a jump button into the mix? The cannon levels were one of the few bits I actually liked from the otherwise miserably mediocre NSMB2.
Actually ruining a franchise, though? Try a free-to-play Pokémon game where you have to pay to try to catch Pokémon again, Metroid with a kooky cast of NPCs ruining the isolation, and Yoshi getting another imagination-free attempt to make the Yoshi's Island lightning strike twice.
Oh.
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